Dirty Toadstool

the act of inserting your big toe into ones anus

When Alex wasn't looking i sneaked him a Dirty Toadstool.

When i woke up with Alex's toe in my ass i realized that i have just been Dirty Toadstooled.

by Dave Star March 2, 2003

Texas Toadstool

When a man sits over a womans face and craps into her mouth while she vigorously masterbates.

"Dude she totally puked when i texas toadstooled her!"

by Zurp May 2, 2005

vomiting toadstool

With the similar shape of a thin stemmed mushroom and rounded head, the vomiting toadstool is
literally, an erect penis ejaculating semen.

"That porn star's penis looks just like a vomiting toadstool!"

by johnny30 February 18, 2009

Punchin' the Toadstool

verb, slang for intercourse

Yo, Weegee, that Peach bitch told me to put on a Mushroom Suit before punchin' the toadstool last night!

by PockyGT September 22, 2008

Toadstool Takeover

A trashy you tuber who uploads bad content and has a mic which can be comparable to a potato.

Loser :Have you watched Toadstool Takeovers latest video?
Non-Loser: What are you fucking gay?

by ZonaZayinHarah March 1, 2018

Dirty Toadstool

the procees of jamming as much of your foot as possible into someone's asshole

When Alex sat on my foot, my dirty toadstool almost popped his prostate

by goldhouse April 8, 2003

Oh shiitake toadstools

Oh shiitake toadstools is another way of saying oh shiitake mushrooms. It is also anyone anonymous that follows rule 34.

Oh shiitake toadstools. Anonymous person is searching the pokemon sucking gardevoir on sucking duckduckgo.

by Eren Yeeter December 15, 2020