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Thirteen 

A really bad movie, do NOT listen to what the other person said. It's supposedly about what its like to be a thirteen year old girl, but i can safely say that if you know or have a thirteen year old who do any of the shit depicted in this horrible movie, beat them with a car antenna.
under any circumstances,
do NOT see this movie,
do NOT rent it,
and for Christ's sake,
do NOT buy it!
the movie "Thirteen" is just chock full of the "drama" that teenage girls like to pretend they go through.

The girl in this movie goes to nice, to a shoplifter, to a whore in 10 minutes!
Thirteen by Jim October 10, 2005

Thirteen 

A horrid movie. Full of false rebellion. With a thirteen-year-old who decides to be a whore.
A: I saw that movie Thirteen last night.
B: I am so sorry for you.
A: I know it sucked, I think I want to kill myself now.
Thirteen by Muhahahanafawnabanana December 28, 2005

Thirteen 

It means mexican/brown pride cuz "m" is the 13th # in the alphabet. u get wut i'm sayin.
It's my lucky # since i am mexican.
Thirteen by DEATH2POP January 30, 2005

Thirteen 

Thirteen is a crazy white woman in her mid 20s who is unemployed and living in their parents' basement, being an emo lady who prays to rats that people with a certain name should all die. She is also hostile, petty, and extremely smelly.
"The hell is wrong with her!? Why is she telling me to die!?"
"Just ignore her, she's Thirteen after all."

Thirteen 

The year where you start doing weird shit and want to fuck the wall, or watch endless amounts of porn and gore for tHe luLz!!!1
also the year sadly not the last I became a neo nazi, a chrisker fan, a countryhuman fan, and a columbiner all at once
If you looked this up, you are probably 13, in which, hi, hello. Seventh grade sucks doesn't it? Being 13 does. But much more.
So does 17.
Your parents a few years from now : let's not forget when YOUR NAME was thirteen guys! Remember when she-
You then: *deep sigh, pulls out noose*
Thirteen by Zeewantstofuckingdie February 8, 2025

thirteen letter shit spreader

A humorous name or term of endearment used in reference to a vehicle made by the International Harvester Company (or any of its subsidiaries), said in fun since International was pretty much the best foundry and manufacturer of farm implements.
Scout II driver fueling at station
Fellow driver just exiting store: What year is that thirteen letter shit spreader?
Scout II driver: (smiles) It's a `79
Fellow: Looks pretty good. How's she feelin'?
Scout II driver: I work her enough she doesn't miss the farm. She's still got a while before she's put out to pasture.
Fellow: Well, have a good one. Hope to see you around more often.