1 definition by StanTwiceforclearskin

Thirteen is a crazy white woman in her mid 20s who is unemployed and living in their parents' basement, being an emo lady who prays to rats that people with a certain name should all die. She is also hostile, petty, and extremely smelly.
"The hell is wrong with her!? Why is she telling me to die!?"
"Just ignore her, she's Thirteen after all."
by StanTwiceforclearskin May 25, 2022
Get the Thirteen mug.