When a pair of breasts have sagged to the point that you can fornicate with both the breasts and vagina at once. Depending upon the age of the 'sandwich meat', you may be able to introduce a prolapsed or distended anus as another condiment, thus making a Club Deluxe Sandwich. Most sandwiches come 'sans mayo' but that, being the point in engaging in said activity, is usually easily remedied with a quick glazing.
"Slide that diaper down real slow, put the walker over there. I'll plug in your Rascal... there. Now lets touch your toes and have a Club Sandwich."
by BlackTunaMan November 27, 2011
A bruise or discomfort on or around the vagina. Mainly due to running into the corner of a table, doorknob, or by excessive vaginal intercourse.
Ouch, don't touch me there Mark, I got a Club Sandwich yesterday. OUCH! I just Club Sandwiched myself on this coffee table.
by Jay Ferguson April 9, 2008
by Aiexxx January 6, 2009
A Hardcore band from the greater New York Metropolitan area who sing in both Spanish and English. They started playing shows in 1996 and are hard as fuck. Songs of note "Slow With Your Hands" "Narco Cabron" and "Chin Music".
"A Billy Club Sandwich is like a knuckle sandwich only it hurts more."
"Billy Club Sandwich...On Your Feet!"
"Billy Club Sandwich...On Your Feet!"
by Martin Gonzo June 13, 2007
n. The act of three or more girls performing a blowjob on the same penis simultaneously.
Usage note: Often the third girl and all thereafter are temporarily given names of common sandwich meats, such as ham and salami, until the blowjob is complete. These are usually capitalized in formal use.
Usage note: Often the third girl and all thereafter are temporarily given names of common sandwich meats, such as ham and salami, until the blowjob is complete. These are usually capitalized in formal use.
His blowjob club sandwich became very crowded when the Ham and Salami joined in; to make things a little more fluid, he supplied some mayonnaise himself.
by jjkl April 30, 2005
The act of squatting over a stove and taking a shit in a fryinging pan afterwards whip out the penis and masturbate over the sizzling slop and jiss on top of the shit and eating it to cause pleasure
by Mike Okinyou June 25, 2011
The conspicuous sexual act in which a man, a woman, and some sort of animal form a sandwich. The most bourgeois animal this is done with is a porcupine. The woman is on the bottom, followed by a terrified porcupine, and assuredly followed by the man.
Dude me and my girlfriend saw a porcupine run down the street yesterday so we caught it and made a turkey club sandwich
by Aunt jemima is money 696969 November 26, 2009