The towns of Southampton, NY and East Hampton, NY on the South Fork of Long Island.

Although most think of it as a very rich place, the people who live here year round are middle class.

North Sea, Sagaponack, Westhampton, Hampton Bays, and Bridgehampton, as well as Southampton village, are in the Town of Southampton

Sag Harbor, Northwest Harbor, Napeague, Montauk, Springs, Wainscott, and Amagansett, as well as East Hampton village, are in the Town of Easthampton.

The Hamptons are easily accessed by Montauk Highway (NY 27) as well as the Montauk Branch of the Long Island Railroad, making service between Jamaica, Queens and the villages of Westhampton, Hampton Bays, Southampton, Bridgehampton, Easthampton, Amagansett, and Montauk.

Known for its amazing Atlantic beaches, laden with mansions owned by celebrities.
The Hamptons are great!
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The Hamptons are where almost every rich person from the Tri-State spends their summers if they're not in Europe, Cancun or some other far-off destination. It is comprised of multiple villages with the main town being Southampton. Just across the sound from Connecticut and not too different from some of the beach towns in Massachusetts. Obscenely rich people driving around in restored Defenders and Land Cruisers, overpriced cute boutiques, and opulent waterfront homes are everywhere. Many celebrities own houses in the Hamptons and it's not uncommon for homes to sell for upwards of ten million, or even twenty million dollars. While some may say it's snobby out there, the Hamptons look like a nice place to spend your summer in (if you have the paper to)
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An overrated, middle-class community on the eastern tip of Long Island, full of shuttered xenophobes who dislike anyone who's not "local" and have a particular disdain for City residents who vacation there in the summer. They think that dealing with "cidiots" each summer is bad? Try dealing with troublemaking Long Island trash every WEEKEND. At least New Jersey and Westchester kids are reasonably well-behaved.
If someone is acting up in the bar or club I'm in, there's an 85% chance that he's from the suburbs.

If he's from the suburbs, there's a 60% chance that he's from Long Island.

If he's from Long Island, there's a 100% chance that he's a lidiot.
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London rhyming slang for penis or 'dick'. Hampton Wick is an outer suburb of London. Hamton Wick rhymes with dick, and in this urban slang you just use the first word - Hampton.
I got my hampton caught in my zipper.
by pauljustpaul December 27, 2007
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the act of masterbating while in the process of taking a shit
hey bobby, dude, i've got to shit... and i'm thinking about knocking out a hampton while i'm in there
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a few towns grouped together on Long Island, in New York. Hamptonites call NYC-ers cidiots, NYC-ers call Hamptonites lidiots, any third party calls them both retards for being such unfriendly pricks to each other and everyone else.
alright, the Hamptons, so you've got Kelly Ripa. do the rest of us a favor and keep her there
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