33 definitions by henryfromny2.0
Henry: Now which one of you owns the Lexus IS that was doing burnouts at 2 in the morning?
Young rich daddy's money fuckboy: Not me???
Young rich daddy's money fuckboy: Not me???
by henryfromny2.0 July 24, 2021
The default car for Orange County housewives, trashy celebrities and spoiled teenagers. A white Range Rover is most often seen with chrome wheels in the valet line in front of Nordstrom or whatever restaurant the in crowd goes to. Bonus points if the windows are tinted super dark. White Range Rovers are also frequently spotted in the Fashion Island parking lot, parked in front of a hideous 2000s Spanish-style mansion, or cruising down Rodeo Drive. The White Range Rover, along with the White Mercedes, is among one of the most Y2K SoCal cars out there.
by henryfromny2.0 March 19, 2023
The official car of Bay Area (especially) Tiger Moms since 1998. Lexus RXs can be seen shuttling little Asian kids to basketball practice, violin lessons, or SAT prep sessions from San Francisco to Silicon Valley. Yes, a lot of people say the RX is a white mom's car, and go to Marin County and you'll see why, but the RX, especially in California, is the Asian mom's car of choice. Bonus points if there are seat covers/plush headrests.
by henryfromny2.0 October 19, 2022
One of the most slept on luxury brands, period. While some people say they're for old men and other people might automatically shout JUNK in response, Jaguars ooze class, elegance and style. Just like sister brand Land Rover, they're a favorite of the British royal family, with royals such as Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle regularly being chauffeured in XJLs. Back in the day, Jaguars used to be hot shit in the US, with the majority of their sports cars being sent across the Atlantic. Even today, Jaguars are still relevant, contrary to what Mercedes fans would like you to believe. Jags are name dropped in rap songs and appear in many movies and TV shows. Not luxurious? Please. The new F-Pace and XF are absolutely GORGEOUS. Yes, they may have had a 'cheap-feeling' era but who cares? Jags are cool. While they may be in a tough predicament right now, Jaguar will never die.
by henryfromny2.0 October 29, 2022
The Range Rover Autobiography and SVAutobiography are essentially jacked-up Maybachs. Take the flagship model of your range and give it some fancy leather and a better sound system, and sell it for twice the price of the base model. Unlike the Maybach, I don't really get why it exists. Sure, some people might think the royal family has a few at Balmoral, but Prince William and the late Queen only fucked with the Vogue. Some people might see it as a way to get shuttled around NYC in utmost luxury, but then again, isn't that what the S-class is for? Personally, I don't see the appeal of an Autobiography or ATB as Range Rover fanatics say over a full-size luxury sedan. Getting chauffeured in an SUV doesn't seem entirely right to me.
Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle don't have the Range Rover Autobiography, they have the Vogue and the HSE Westminster instead.
by henryfromny2.0 October 4, 2022
Jaguar once again tried to break into the compact luxury sedan market and failed miserably. While the XE was by no means a bad car, the objectively worse Infiniti Q50 was a stronger seller, and the established Lexus, Mercedes, BMW, Audi and Volvo sedans performed much better especially in the all-important US market. A far better car than that mess of an X-type, but was it too small?
by henryfromny2.0 October 15, 2022
A big Japanese luxury sedan that went from top of its class to severely underrated. The current LS is still a great car, with incredibly comfortable seats, beautiful hand-crafted glass panels, a sound system second to only Mercedes' Burmester, and a cushy ride, yet most people would rather take an S-Class or god forbid one of those horrendous new BMWs instead. The LS occupies the same space as the Jaguar XJ, Audi A8, and Genesis G90; excellent luxury sedans that don't do as well as Mercedes or BMW but are just as good, if not better.
Side note: the LS and its sister SUV the LX are probably the whitest out of all the Lexus models. If the IS and RC are for Kevin Nguyens, the NX and RX are for tiger moms and the ES is for middle-aged Asian men, the LS is for old white people who want to be different than their friends who have an S550.
Side note: the LS and its sister SUV the LX are probably the whitest out of all the Lexus models. If the IS and RC are for Kevin Nguyens, the NX and RX are for tiger moms and the ES is for middle-aged Asian men, the LS is for old white people who want to be different than their friends who have an S550.
by henryfromny2.0 October 21, 2022