David the chef

David is the hotrail king. He will serve up some mean hotrails you can’t handle

David! Hey guys it’s David the chef, time to make us lunch .

David the chef by Ssandy November 18, 2023

Compliments to the chef 

Sex position. Male laid on back with feet splayed in frog position with ankles tied together. Wrists tied to ankles to form bowl shape. Partner acts interpretively as the spoon. Warning: do not try unless you are a professional sex haver

“That dinner was so nice babe, I wanna give compliments to the chef”

Compliments to the chef by Sexyterry May 12, 2021

I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato). 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato).

I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato). by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Dave the Camp Chef

Retarded

Dave the Camp Chef is adopted

Dave the Camp Chef by All Successful People February 14, 2020

The Angry Chef

When penatrating a girl from behind, you casually insert a digit into her anus. Confused and angry, she turns around, and you 'paint' angry eyebrows on her, then place your boxers on her head like a 'chef's hat.' Thus, The Angry Chef.

Boy, was Susie shocked when I gave her The Angry Chef last saturday. She didn't know she was in for a culinary surprise!!

The Angry Chef by Alan Lamb April 25, 2004

The sandwich chef 

The Sandwich Chef knows all and sees all; he is made of omnipotence and win. He is a judge and arbiter of all things who may be called down by a /b/tard in order to determine what two ingredients a post or image is made from. He is also known as The Sandwich Guy.

"WTF is that?"

"Let's ask the Sandwich Chef!"

"Hey Sandwich Chef! What is that?"

S.C.= "This is an ass sandwich. It is made of ass and poo."

"Jesus Christ! It's a lion! Get in the car!"

The sandwich chef by The guy who did it for the lulz April 30, 2008

chef the ops

when a person uses a sharp object like a knife or shank to stab a. a rival gang member or b. an annoying person.

e.g. gab's joined sam. k then lets chef the ops

chef the ops by roadmanneek March 28, 2019