Can opener

When a one-toothed bitch rips open your ball bag.

Hey Larry, I got drunk last, night fucked an old whore, and she gave me a can opener.

by Fidifo July 18, 2008

can opener

a derogatory term for a male homosexual

Check out those two guys, I bet you they are a pair of can openers

by rich219 May 13, 2006

Can Opener

The can opener is when the male proceeds to do her from behind and puts both thumbs in her butthole.

I was boning my girlfriend and decided to perform the can opener.

I still smell her ass on my thumbs now.

by Jim lahey69 October 13, 2020

Can Opener

I alone control the Can Opener...The Can Opener obeys only me.

I am the goddess of Can Openers...FEAR ME!!

by Amber Almighty December 29, 2005

Can Opener

Such a fierce buttox explosion that the methane all comes out at once. Causing the cheeks to fully seperate, and observers to flee.
Almost toxic.

As Jim went to light his cigarette, the extremelly large woman bending over in front of him let out a can opener causing the whole place to explode.

by Jackie & Emilie August 4, 2004

Can Opener

A vagina with tremendous muscular control; e.g. capable of opening a can.

Q: Have you got any beer in the back of your truck?

A: Nope, sorry dude I've only got your girlfriend back here.

Dude: Well, be careful, she's got a real can opener.

by Oregontrials December 1, 2009

Idaho Can Opener

Where a guy is having sex a girl and another guy is giving it to the girl anal. The girl moves up and down like a can opener and when both men are about to cum she moves so the "fizz" goes everywhere.

"Did you get your room repainted?"
"No, Jessica, Mike, and I just did the Idaho Can Opener."

by idahoepotathoes November 6, 2013