the da vinci code

The book that suddenly makes everyone an expert on religion. A realization must be made that the Da Vinci Code is based on things we possibly know, but aren't sure, but quite probably could be true but not really.

Apparently by reading the Da Vinci Code in 2 weeks or so, I know more than historians who have been studying religion for years.

by Wingman, 1st Degree June 4, 2006

da vinci code

A fictional digest of the notion that Jesus was actually a mortal human who lived and married and made babies and died as people do. The story suggests strongly that the Church usurped Jesus' following by misinterpreting and heavily editing the gospels. The notion is a threat to the Church which bases all its power and influence on the idea that Jesus was magical God being who had no faults and for some reason committed a suicidal sacrifice for the benefit of everyone.

The Da Vinci Code is the first level of detox for a soul weary of Christian mind control.

by Bronco May 9, 2006

da vinci code

A fictional book that many Christian fundamentalists have tried to disprove despite the fact that it is a FICTIONAL BOOK.

Christians are so paranoid about The Da Vinci Code.

by The Bad Guy February 25, 2007

the da vinci code

A kool book. Unfortunetly people don't understand that it is a ficticious work! Dan Brown said that it was fake, yet idiots still enjoy screaming about how it lies. People are constantly saying it's full of crap yet they don't get that it isn't real. What next? Are they going to start saying how Harry Potter is inaccurate? Infact the 700 Club is talking about how fake it is right now.

Idiot: The Da Vinci Code is full of lies about jesus!
Dan Brown: Yes I know it is.
Idiot: Ahhhhhhh it's satan!!!

by Stan Lightsaber May 22, 2006

Da Vinci Code

The book wasn't too bad in my opinion, sure there were a lot of problems, but I liked the plot and the conspiracies in it. but then again it's just my opinion if I like it or not. and considering that this site is Urban Dictionary! I can write this if I so wish. now I wait for everyone to start hating on this.

person1: Dude did you read the Da vinci code?
Me: Yes why?
person1: oh it's such a piece of shit!
person2: Yeah it sucked outright!
Me: alright that is your opinion. true there were many flaws. but I just like the plot and conspiracies in it

by Doesnotcareman July 7, 2011

Da Vinci Code

A book that's fun to read but the quality of the reading is pretty shitty.

Even though I really liked it, that book Pamela Anderson wrote was kind of a Da Vinci Code.

by Cloudwacher August 28, 2006

da vinci code

A book written by contreversial author Dan Brown. Although it has a good plot this book is not very well written. It is written exactly like a movie, for example, on the back a review says " Wow...Blockbuster perfection". Blockbuster. As in MOVIES! WHy didnt he write a movie script instead of a book? An how the f*** can you fit 105 chapters+epilogue and prologue into a 600 page book!?!? It's just stupid!

person1: i read this book the other day. It sucked!
person2: how much?
person1: well it didnt suck as much as the Da Vinci Code...but it was pretty close

by The Harry August 19, 2006