9 definitions by The Bad Guy

kevin federline

Currently the #1 reason why eugenics must be implemented as soon as possible. If you don't know what eugenics is, look it up.

The last thing we need is dumb wiggers like kevin federline breeding with dumb bitches like britney spears. Sterilize these fuckers already.

by The Bad Guy February 25, 2007

christian rap

A double abomination

Rap music is horrible enough without it being christian rap.

by The Bad Guy February 4, 2007

christian rock

Ironically one of the most soulless genres of music ever.

Person 1: Hey, you should listen to the new CD I just bought.
Person 2: Really? I'm hoping it will be original. What are the songs about? Are they about real-world issues and humanity's relationship with one another or something creative in that manner?
Person 1: No, they're about Jesus. 54 minutes and 17 seconds of JESUS. It's Christian rock.
Person 2: ...

by The Bad Guy February 4, 2007

da vinci code

A fictional book that many Christian fundamentalists have tried to disprove despite the fact that it is a FICTIONAL BOOK.

Christians are so paranoid about The Da Vinci Code.

by The Bad Guy February 25, 2007

gofmp

Get off my phone

gofmp means to tell someone to get off your phone

Ex: get off my phone bruh you’re annoying.

by The Bad Guy June 23, 2019

creationist

A person who thinks he/she knows more about science than an actual scientist.

I'm a good little God-fearing creationist and I believe evolution is a lie. I'm going to get in my CAR, go to the grocery store and buy FROZEN FOOD, go buy MEDICINE for my sick wife, go fill up my car with GASOLINE, go pay my ELECTRICITY and HEATING bill, and then I'll go home to my COMPUTER and complain on the INTERNET to the world about HOW EVIL SCIENCE IS!

by The Bad Guy February 4, 2007

church

The best cure for insomnia.

Can't sleep? Go to church.

by The Bad Guy February 4, 2007