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Idiot who wears sports labels etc., goes round stealing things or claiming to to make him or herself look cool. As a general rule is part of an inbred tribe, usually of a white working class background. Spineless idiot that only attacks in packs, usually only attacking those that are different. Legendary quotes include "Where you callingmy pint a poof", "'Ere, are you a goff" "We don't like people like yuo round 'ere" "Ere, lend us some bus fare, mate"AKA Chav, Scallie, Trendy etc. You know the type. They're the majority that end up working Maccie D's 9-5 in order to feed their children that they had age 12. Often dating (read as screwing) Chip Fat Chibs, the sort of bottom feeding female that chews gum all the time and wears a shell suit caked in cider-vomit.
Check out that twok. Hasn't he had about 20 fag breaks today? Sure has Bob. Better fire him.
twok by Xanmato October 6, 2004
to twok something is to steal, as in taking without owners consent. Dont you fucking retards know anything?
That fuckin Cunt twoked my car.
twok by Captain Planet February 24, 2004
Related Words
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A two-pronged meat serving fork
He used a twok and a knife to carve the turkey
twok by Motang May 2, 2003
Adj. Very strong. Usually used to describe a person but can also describe the alcoholic content of a drink.
"I wouldn't mess with him, he's well twok"

"That drink is proper twok"
twok by Kingjellybean October 3, 2004
The sound produced when hitting someone on the head with a stone attached to a length of string.
swish, twok, "ouch!!!!!!!"
twok by Fuage Zeeglan September 25, 2003
Two-tined fork
“We are having shrimp for dinner, get twoks and knives ready for tonight.”
Twok by Light Grella February 27, 2022
The past tense of Twoking. When you puke and go "number two" at the same time.
The last time I got drunk in Mexico I twoked in the bathroom while my wife slept quietly in the bathroom next to me.
Twoked by Flex Appeal January 1, 2014