Twoked Share definition Flag The past tense of Twoking. When you puke and go "number two" at the same time. The last time I got drunk in Mexico I twoked in the bathroom while my wife slept quietly in the bathroom next to me. Twoked by Flex Appeal January 1, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the Twoked mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch