TMJ 

A mysterious and perplexing condition that comes on suddenly and without warning. Although it is seldom officially diagnosed, this jaw condition is the number one excuse given by newly engaged and recently married women as to why they can't suck off their man.

Bro: she used to suck me off and swallow every drop before we were engaged, now she says she has TMJ
Bro#2: I know man, it's a total bummer. When you put the ring on their finger, they somehow get TMJ all of a sudden.

TMJ by Penntucky January 18, 2017

TMJ 

A freezing of the jaw and slurring of words condition that occurs when one has consumed Too Much Jameson (TMJ).

I'm unable to feel my jaw after all those whiskey neats, I've really got to cut back on the Jameson. I may never get over this TMJ.

TMJ by Stoolie December 24, 2017

TMJ 

tap my jack , meaning text me or hit me up .

Facebook Status : Finna log off so tmj !

TMJ by Niqueeeeeee May 16, 2011

TMJ 

Defined as Too Much Jokes. The three letter alternative to LOL (laugh out loud). Used to describe a situation that has really made you laugh and giggle.

“That night was was TMJ”.

TMJ by Bhuyacasha June 6, 2018

TMJ 

Too Many Jobs

Tmj occurs by working the mouth too much, i.e talking, chewing, sucking

TMJ by Who me November 6, 2012

TMJ 

Acronym for Too Much Johnson

My girlfriend bought me new jeans for Christmas, but they were really tight in the crotch. Must be TMJ.

TMJ by 900eof January 13, 2008

TMJ 

Temporomandibular joint disorder (TMJD, TMJ or TMD), or TMJ syndrome, is an umbrella term covering woman who have ran out of shit to complain about. Helping woman get out of giving head since 2009.

"Sweetie can you give me head tonight?"

"No, dentist said I have TMJ and can't open my mouth very wide"

TMJ by SweetChick1216 February 11, 2010