TMJ

A freezing of the jaw and slurring of words condition that occurs when one has consumed Too Much Jameson (TMJ).

I'm unable to feel my jaw after all those whiskey neats, I've really got to cut back on the Jameson. I may never get over this TMJ.

by Stoolie December 24, 2017

TMJ

tap my jack , meaning text me or hit me up .

Facebook Status : Finna log off so tmj !

by Niqueeeeeee May 16, 2011

TMJ

Defined as Too Much Jokes. The three letter alternative to LOL (laugh out loud). Used to describe a situation that has really made you laugh and giggle.

“That night was was TMJ”.

by Bhuyacasha June 06, 2018

TMJ

Too Many Jobs

Tmj occurs by working the mouth too much, i.e talking, chewing, sucking

by Who me November 06, 2012

TMJ

Acronym for Too Much Johnson

My girlfriend bought me new jeans for Christmas, but they were really tight in the crotch. Must be TMJ.

by 900eof January 13, 2008

TMJ

Temporomandibular joint disorder (TMJD, TMJ or TMD), or TMJ syndrome, is an umbrella term covering woman who have ran out of shit to complain about. Helping woman get out of giving head since 2009.

"Sweetie can you give me head tonight?"

"No, dentist said I have TMJ and can't open my mouth very wide"

by SweetChick1216 February 11, 2010

TMJ

A dentist's code for feeling up your titties. If you get a horny dentist, he'll ask to check your TMJ and then he'll touch you inappropriately.

Dentist: Cindy, let me check your TMJ

Cindy: ok...

(Dentist feels her up)

Cindy: NOOOOOOOOO!! I have a boyfriend!!

by bojzzle April 01, 2009