TMJ
A common jaw disorder that many women will use as an excuse to get out of giving a man head.
I'd go down on you, but I have TMJ and my jaw could lock up.
by Nathan81 October 19, 2005
TMJ
TMJ: temporo-mandibular joint
the joint where the jaw connects to the skull on both sides of the head.
hurts like hell when dislocated, you are barely able to open your mouth and cant really close it either.
it cannot be snapped back into place yourself.
it can occur from anyhting, including laughing or yawning.
"my TMJ hurts like hell :( "
by Maxx January 12, 2004
TMJ
TMJ Syndrome: temporomandibular joint
noun
pain in jaw: a painful condition involving the temporomandibular joint and the muscles used for chewing, sometimes causing clicking sounds and restricted jaw movement. It is usually associated with a faulty dental bite.

Temporomandibular joint:
noun
jaw joint: either of the joints connecting the lower part of the jaw mandible with the temporal bone on each side of the head. Both joints act together when the jaw is moved.
Jill: I have TMJ and when I open my mouth really wide, it hurts like a mother.
Alex: Ewww... Lemme see!
by Jillie March 02, 2006
Often misinterpreted as the acronym for temporomandibular joint disorder, which often results in pain and soreness of the jaw, T.M.J. actually stands for "too many jobs." The jaw is actually sore because the person with T.M.J. has given far too many blow jobs.
"Kortney keeps complaining about her sore jaw, blaming it on her T.M.J., and i couldnt agree more; She gives Too Many Jobs."
by Neilbur October 25, 2009
TMJ
temporo-mandibular joint
i have tmj my jaw makes a clicking sound when i yawn laugh talk or even eat. with tmj you are not supposed to chew gum ,but i do and i wind up regreting it because it hurts.
tmj hurts really really bad :((((
by mugley my dog June 08, 2005
TMJ
Too Many Jobs
Tmj occurs by working the mouth too much, i.e talking, chewing, sucking
by Who me March 28, 2012
TMJ
tap my jack , meaning text me or hit me up .
Facebook Status : Finna log off so tmj !
by Niqueeeeeee April 25, 2011

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