Swooping

The act of pooping while swimming.

Michael: this bowel movement is going to be really

Pichael: we're in the pool dude! Don't get caught swooping!

by Cloakanddagger95 September 8, 2018

Swooping

In skydiving. High speed, high performance landing.

Pond swooping is a form of competitive parachuting wherein canopy pilots attempt to touch down at a glide across a small body of water, and onto the shore.

by voytec January 11, 2012

Swooping

Engaging in cunnilingus while the female is defecating. In other words a female blumpkin.

When things needed spicing up he gave her a good salty swooping.

by Hardcore June 2, 2015

Swooping

(Verb). Sweaty pooping.

Also, the act of spontaneously pooping after experiencing swamp ass.

Damn, it's hot in here. I'm going to start swooping any minute now.

by Pancho Bromo January 2, 2016

Swooping

Sweeping while pooping

There was dirt in front of the toilet so I started swooping

by howyoudoin?? March 19, 2018

Swooping

A new word definition:
The act of making someone think you're walking up to them by looking directly at them and smiling then once about to get to them quickly turn and say out loud SWOOP!!!!Confusing the person

Bob started swooping to Jen and said SWOOP!!
Then confused Jen.

by DEFxRECON September 13, 2011

Swooping

The act of sticking your hand under your balls and flicking them so hard they make a "swoop" sound.

Guy 1: My balls hurt so bad.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 3: I was swooping last night

by Meat spin February 19, 2016