Splenda Daddy
Splenda Daddy by Collegeguy79 September 15, 2010
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Splenda Daddy
A suitable substitute for a sugar daddy, without the crash. Financially sound, smart with investments, and too attractive to have to pay for it.
My sugar daddy stopped paying my rent and I got evicted. I pulled my bum self to gether and now I have a splenda daddy that gets me the occasional man bag, spa day, and bag of tina.
Splenda Daddy by realtalkallende November 6, 2015
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Splenda Daddy
A man not able to financially achieve the status of being a sugar daddy but still plays out the lifestyle through a unsustainable dependency on plastic. Wealth is not defined by cash or assets, but by the confidence and perception that is reinforced through the man's credit card limit.
Unconcerned about his bleak bank account, my splenda daddy flew me to Paris and bought me everything I wanted using his American Express card.
Splenda Daddy by G-A-K October 29, 2011
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Splenda daddy by Hippiee____ October 11, 2015
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A Splenda Daddyis a man who buys a women fashionable and fabulous fashions because he wants her to look her best. No sex involved, just shoes ... and bags, and clothes, and maybe a vacation or two.
Splenda Daddies look like sugar, taste like sugar but don't have all that extra calorie bullshit!
Splenda Daddies look like sugar, taste like sugar but don't have all that extra calorie bullshit!
splenda daddy by FashionKitty January 12, 2008
Splenda daddy
A less rich form of a cinnamon papa. Will invite you out to dinner but cannot expect him to pay for your dinner...or his for that matter.
Splenda daddy by tabasco luver January 1, 2010