word of the day: April 28, 2012
A man who strives to be a Sugar Daddy
but just doesn't have the funds to pull it off.
She was all excited that she had finally landed a Sugar Daddy until he rolled up in his Accord. It was then she realized she had landed a Splenda Daddy, instead.
a younger version of a sugar daddy, a wanna-be sugar daddy, a sugar daddy in the making, or a guy who's not quite a sugar daddy b/c of lack of disposable income
girl #1 "So, he's flying you all the way to Miami just to see him for the weekend?"
girl #2 "Yeah, can you believe it? But he's not flying me first class..."
girl #3 "So what? It's gotta be nice having a splenda daddy!"
A man who is willing to be a sugar daddy, but has a serious lack of funds.
Actually my splenda daddy got it for me...so no.
An older man who dates younger women but nowhere near as wealthy as a "sugar daddy." Not quite the same as the real thing.
My Splenda Daddy works for the City and his car broke down when he took me to the Club that has no cover last night.
A man not able to financially achieve the status of being a sugar daddy
but still plays out the lifestyle through a unsustainable dependency on plastic. Wealth is not defined by cash or assets, but by the confidence and perception that is reinforced through the man's credit card limit.
Unconcerned about his bleak bank account, my splenda daddy flew me to Paris and bought me everything I wanted using his American Express card.
A less rich form of a cinnamon papa
. Will invite you out to dinner but cannot expect him to pay for your dinner...or his for that matter.
My splenda daddy took me out to dinner yesterday, but I had to pay for all the shit.
When the guy your dating isn't a millionaire, but still trys to spoil you.
Looks like you got yourself a Splenda Daddy!