Southern Comfort is when you recieve oral sex (headjob) from a girl who resides in either New South Wales or Victoria.
Very rarely would a headjob from Tasmania be considered a "Southern Comfort".
Very rarely would a headjob from Tasmania be considered a "Southern Comfort".
by Brad January 30, 2008
The term means having slaves to wait on your every need and comfort you. Southerners still use the term because they'd like to forget that the North kicked their asses and freed their slaves. But really in their hearts they know they can't do shit because we would come back down their and crush their pathetic, Godless culture again. They know that the God of the North will once again raise up an Army of the faithful and burn their shit down if they try to enslave any of his people claiming to do so in His name.
We could stay in an Inn but I'd rather stay on Uncle Bob's plantation so we can experience some southern comfort at its best- his slaves are so good.
by General Ulysses S. Grant July 20, 2006
1. She has a rash on her southern comfort
My southern comfort hurts because I sat on a pin
2. These pants have taken me to southern comfort heaven!
My southern comfort hurts because I sat on a pin
2. These pants have taken me to southern comfort heaven!
by xBx March 26, 2004
Southern Comfort. The guys in charge of approving definitions on this site suck ass, for real. I submitted the only good definition for this disgusting crap that is only drunk by white trash or freshmen or faggots who are too pussy to stomach real whisky unless its flavored to taste like the fruits they are. So fuck you, your mothers, and your sisters, and fuck your father with a bowling pin, cocksucker. Eat my whole asshole.
This site is cancer. Southern Comfort is for trailer trash who can't afford to feed their 49 kids let alone booze, and giant pussies who can't drink real liquor cause it "makes me gag cause I don't have testicles!"
by JohnGabriel April 4, 2016
by jrsjoint March 18, 2010
The comforting feeling in which you get while indulging in Southern Comfort, whether it be alone or in a social setting.
"After a longs days work, I'm finally in my southern comfort zone" or "I'm totally in my southern comfort zone right now"
by Frederick Simolton November 29, 2013
Is the act exorcising the unholy demon from your body with a fifth of southern comfort. Usually sounding like a cat coughing up the largest hairball ever
-Holy shit what's that sound?
-Don't go over there Jake is in the middle of a southern comfort exorcism!
-Don't go over there Jake is in the middle of a southern comfort exorcism!
by Supercane July 28, 2019