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2 definitions by jrsjoint

A shot of Southern Comfort & a sperm chaser.
Southern Comfort Smoothie: you're drunk & he's happy.
by jrsjoint March 17, 2010
The act of putting on a condom.
John Edwards wanted to be the leader of the free world, but wasn't smart enough to bag his junk.
by jrsjoint March 15, 2010