a smoop smoop is a person who is obsessed with hoovers, they enjoy the sound, texture, and general use of the hoover.
by cpsister13 April 28, 2019
"It took me forever to get off the train; the platform was jammed with smoops who were in no hurry to get anywhere."
by Clarity70 July 24, 2006
Britney Spears: hey justin, where were you?
Justin Timberlake: oh i just got back from dropping a smoop.
Justin Timberlake: oh i just got back from dropping a smoop.
by KoRnMAGGOT December 31, 2010
smooth, mushy, fast acting, fast moving, poop. Generally affects those who have had their gall bladdar removed.
OOPS! Got to go. Damn I wish I hadn't worn those new white capris. I had to smoop and didn't make it!
by upton pinkerton June 9, 2011
by periodwithtrans January 27, 2023
The unwelcome fantasy of making out while stationed on the toilet. Depending on your carnality, this may lead to various excretive dilemmas, ie, sliding along the walls, ceiling or floorboards, leakage of fecal matter onto the tiles below
“Ah shit, I smooped on the toilet seat again”
“I had a dream of smooping last night with you. It was great, ma”
“I had a dream of smooping last night with you. It was great, ma”
by YB Better + Ratio December 19, 2021