If you attempt to steal anything from a car or a house; the owner reserves the right to stick a gun in your face.
The thief entered the house and discoved, to his chagrin, that it was insured by Smith and Wesson. Funeral Arrangements are pending.
by Amzngguy June 27, 2009
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A submachine gun produced by Smith and Wesson firearms during the Vietnam War for special operations and vehicle crew personnel. This submachinegun was chambered for 9 x19mmParabellum and its clip held 36 rounds. The main design of this submachine gun was based off of the Swedish "Gustav M45" submachine gun which also was chambered for the 9 x19mmParabellum cartridge and also held 36 rounds in its clip. The Smith and Wesson M-76 was produced under request by the US government when supply for the Gustav M45 was cut off because the Swedish did not believe in the war effort. Several almost exact copies of the M-76 have been produced by MK Arms (the MK760 which is about 99.9% the exact same gun, internally and externally except for a few parts and the fact that two versions were made; one in 9mmpara like the M-76 and one in the larger .45ACP cartridge,) and a company known as Stemple which's more like 80% the same gun, most the differences are in external additions and like the MK760 has two versions one in 9mm and one in .45ACP.
Charlton Heston used a Smith and Wesson M-76 submachine gun several times in the movie The Omega Man.
by Merchant August 6, 2005
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The definition of awesome in handguns. High Calibre bullets, used by clint eastwood, and an awesome look confirm that this guy is the embodiment of awesome. Everyone will not want to stare down the barrel of it, as they know if he pulls the trigger their head is going to be blown off.
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? ~ Dirty Harry referring to his smith and wesson model 29, talking to an injured bank robber.
by Vegerot March 6, 2010
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gun company that mainly makes double action combat revolvers, but still make semi-automatic handguns. famous for the model 629 a stainless model of the 29, seen in the movie "dirty harry" chambered in the infamous .44 magnum round. they also make the 686 wich is a .357 magnum.
my smith & wesson 629 is better than your glock 17 because it's just as quick to reload with speedloaders, and it's a much more powerful caliber.
by the-sawed-off-gangsta April 25, 2006
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The largest firearm production company in the United States, founded in 1852. It has long been known to produce popular and well-regarded handguns ever since their original "Model 1", a diminutive .22 Short caliber revolver. Popular models include the Model 29, Model 19, Model 27, 686, Chief's Special, and Model 60.

Although generally known for their revolvers, they now also produce a wide selection of semi-automatic pistols and AR-15 style rifles for military, law enforcement, hunters, citizen personal protection, and private security.
He just picked up a new Smith & Wesson M&P.
by Jake Marlin April 5, 2011
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Most powerful handgun ever made,even more punch than a desert eagle chambered for 50 AE. The S&W 500 fires 50 cal magnum rounds.
Hey little Billy want to shoot the most powerful handgun ever called the Smith & Wesson 500
by Trevor Davis August 22, 2006
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the only handgun that you can stand behind someone and still get wind from a .50 cal. bullet. most powerful handgun on earth.
friend: tom just shot the smith & wesson .500! *jizz*
me: man have his balls dropped
by biggungoboomwoa July 7, 2010
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