Smaste

What you would imagine the taste of something to be based on it's smell.

Scenario 1:
"Dude this tastes like ass."
"Wow, you really know what ass tastes like?"
Scenario 2:
"Dude, this smastes like ass."
"Fuck you, I cooked that!"

by TheRFellow April 4, 2010

Smasting

Smaste-Ing. An adjective, to smaste. Typically brought on by an indulgence in narcotics, usually Marijuana.

Ideal places to smaste include trees, lagoons, beaches, parks.

Ideal items to test your smasting skills on include coke in a can, chocolate in wrappers, your own finger (NOT after placement in certain orifices) and cheese.

J: "Dude! I'm totally smasting those leaves!"
B: "Yeah... We're stoned."

by jayseven May 5, 2005

smaste

Sensory input that lies just between the borders of "smell" and "taste".

That casserole was good and everything, but it had an odd smaste.

by Snagglegrass December 1, 2003

smaste

The art of breathing in through your mouth and taste/smelling an object, usually a food. See: smasting.

J: "Here Ben, smaste this can of coke!"
B: "Aw, Dude, all i can smaste is the metal!"

by jayseven May 5, 2005

smasted

A combination of the two words describing overly drunk (smashed and wasted).

HOLY SHIT THAT GUY IS SMASTED!!!!!

I AM GETTING SMASTED!!!!!!!!

by D-rock9120 January 5, 2011

smast

to be the opposite of smart

chris daniel is smast

by DeathCFD December 15, 2010

Smastes

When something tastes like another thing smells

Mom the eggo waffles smastes like the freezer! “What does that mean?” The waffles taste how the freezer smells!!!

by Just a weird girl November 1, 2017