When you attempt to crack a nang at kick ons but end up having a blow out. Often leading to an embarrassing and disappointing release of gas while getting roasted by the fellas.
Ah sorry bro, I just shired the last nang. My bad bro.

Brooooo you just shired all over me!

There is nothing worse than trying to woo a lady and then doing a loud shire in front of them.
by Houdini hears a Who October 23, 2019
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Home of Frodo baggins, Samwise gamgee, Meriadoc brandybuck, Peragrin took and Bilbo baggins- the most famousest of hobbitses
Gandalf: Back in the day, Thorin gave Bilbo a shirt of methril
Gimli: Oh!that was a kingly gift!
Gandalf: yes! i never told him, but its worth was greater than the entire Shire
by Zellie February 27, 2004
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"Iain, I'm taking a Shire"
"I stink, I need a Shire"
"Why is there cabbage growing in my Shire?!"
by Captain Happy Pants March 2, 2005
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a county, staffordshire, yorkshire, lincolnshire, its also the name of a big work pony, called the shyre oss or shire horse or just shire pony, counties in the former english colonies are also called shires
I'm from a small village in the south stafford"shire" coal feilds,
by paul hinton December 9, 2005
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the same thing as sure just sounds better
wanna go get some chicken? shire dude
by bert October 31, 2003
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Affectionate and Core word for the beautiful area of countryside and villages in South-East Leicestershire and bordering on Northamptonshire which runs from Kibworth in the North West, down via Medbourne and Ashley in the South East and round to the hub, Market Harborough in the South West. Particular beauty spots are The Lane, The Climbing Bridge and the Neville garden.
"What bliss - we are off up to the Shire this weekend"

"Thought I might go out in the Shire this weekend"
by Julia July 11, 2003
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The area of land extending from the borders of South Woodford up to Epping, incorperating Buckhurst Hill, Loughton, Chigwell and a whole lotta forest
Oh how I long for the Shire!
by Anonymous March 15, 2003
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