A rumpelstiltskin is a fart that refuses to take leave of the environment until the person from whence it came offers up their first-born as an offering; its decay is that slow.
Man 1: Yo don't go up in that room. "Joe" let a rumpelstiltskin go an hour ago. It feels like your swimming in gravy up there.
Man 2: Fuck.
Man 2: Fuck.
by chch27 February 20, 2009
A joke played in an office environment where the perpetrator leaves a piece of feces in the break-room refrigerator.
Frank thought it would be funny to pull a rumpelstiltskin on Friday. Now I have to throw out my extra taco bells.
by SweetBill February 11, 2009
When a man sticks his pinky in a mature woman's anus to the point of milking her prostate. Also known as Pinky Pumpin.
Thomas was pounding Margaret doggy style when he thought to tickle her fancy by giving her a much needed Rumpelstiltskin.
by MilkinKittens June 29, 2010
A cocktail consisting of vodka and Dr. Pepper. It is traditionally served over ice in a juice glass.
by SaintArnold December 17, 2010
A freaky little gnome dude that is a total perv and who jacks off to dying girls screaming names at him.
Rumpelstiltskin: (wanking) Go on say it
Cinderella: (bleeding) Umm, Eric?
Rumpelstiltskin: (kicks her in the face) NO! Ahhh yeahh... now suck it..
Cinderella: (bleeding) Umm, Eric?
Rumpelstiltskin: (kicks her in the face) NO! Ahhh yeahh... now suck it..
by manyperson August 11, 2009
A problem researching things. It's often difficult to find information about peculiar things, when you don't know the name of it, but, once you got the name, it's easy to find the information you're looking for.
I call this issue with researching things the Rumpelstiltskin problem. Once you have the name, you have the power to understand it. Until then, it has power over you.
by The Peanuts March 28, 2021
The act of getting on one's knees and then proceeding to give a really short person head after they drink too much; therefore resulting in an accidental golden shower.
by Gingerbeer March 2, 2011