1) Sweet Clunge
The object of most adolescent boys, and 40-year-old virgins desires, the sweet, innocent, hopefully legal vagina of a young girl, ready to be ploughed by a mans cock
Pussy that has gone a bit ripe with age, but is still acceptable to fuck, usually belonging to a cougar
Very rare. The relatively fresh, but slightly rotted gash of a female corpse, ready to have the bodily fluids gushing out of it into a Munter's mouth. Best served ice-cold.
Man 1: I got some sweet clunge last night.
Man 2: Really? Where did you find her.
Man 1: At this guy's houseparty, she was in a little schoolgirls outfit, ready to be ploughed
Man 2: Did you just get hard thinking about it?
Man 1: Man, that clunge was just soo sweet..
Barney: What we have here, my friend, is a Haggard Clunge.
Marshall: Ahhh shit, you can't fuck that cougar
Barney: No, wait, it's only semi-haggard, she has highlights and 2 inch nails! I'm goin' in.
Marshall: *tear in his eye* Godspeed, good fucker.
Billy: Wanna go to the graveyard tonight and get some ice-cold munt
Timmy: Nah, I lost my spade.
Billy: It's alright, it's my auntie's open grave!