Nightly Routine 

The hip new trend of masturbating before bed. Popular amongst young millennials, Gen Z, and other suburban youth.

*Alright, I'm heading to bed.
* Don't forget about the nightly routine.
*Yeah man of course.

Nightly Routine by Genius123321456654 March 22, 2020

knee slap routine 

The English goodbye where You slap your knees and say "Right!" which means "I should've left two hours ago but was too polite to interrupt you”

Billy slaps his knee, thus starting the knee slap routine “Right! I should be off now!”

(Meaning he should’ve left 2 hours ago but was being too nice)

knee slap routine by Sandwich Lovers June 11, 2018

Nightly Routine 

The act of jerking off before bed.

Don’t talk to me if I have completed my nightly routine!

Nightly Routine by Namssa96 March 21, 2020

dead phone routine 

A person's excuse that they flaked out on an agreed-upon meeting or date with you because their phone was not working, not paid, or not charged. These excuses are often belied by the fact that a call to the user results in a normal dial tone, rather than going straight to voicemail.

The dead phone routine usually goes something like this:

1. "Sorry, I got stuck downtown and my phone died."
2. "Hey I just got my phone back up I had to pay it first."

dead phone routine by Moggraider April 29, 2014

Drop your skincare routine

When someone has clear ass skin. The person who receives the sentence doesnt have to have a skincare routine and doesnt have to actually share the skincare routine as it can be meant as a compliment as well.

"Drop your skincare routine king, it's glowing"

"Wow Hannah's skin is gorgeous today. She should drop her skincare routine"

Drop your skincare routine by _nobody.important_ October 28, 2020

Nigel routine 

Doing exactly the same thing at exactly the same time everyday, such as watching last nights documentary/newsnight on BBC iplayer on lunch hours. Inspired by Nigel's actions in the office (every day).

Dawn: "I'm bored of doing the same thing every day and being so predictable"
Neil: "You're stuck in a Nigel routine!"

Stephen: "I go out too much and spend too much money on dinner times!"
Neil: "Why don't you try a Nigel routine?"

Nigel routine by steste12345 April 26, 2010

No-no routine 

The no-no routine is when you go from fucking a girl in the ass and then sticking it in her mouth.

Ryan did the no-no routine with Hillary last night after the pool party.

No-no routine by Bgrd November 8, 2014