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To enter search phrases into google until you find information that reinforces your preconcieved prejudice.

Do your research, and you might wake up to the fact that reptilian humanoids are manufacturing genetically modified vaccines in their FEMA death camps and injecting aborted human fetus tissue in Pumpkin Spice lattes so the toxins make your brains mushier and easy to slurp through a straw.

research by Mizta Mizta April 17, 2015

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Definition 1:
Excessive and tedious study used so that students with little more than hot air between their ears can keep up with the smarter ones. It's pretty much an excuse to reword someone else's work using a bibliography.

Definition 2:
An uncommon slang term for masturbation. Often said in a "sarcastic" way.

Def 1:
Man, the mental kid has a better grade than me! He must do a lot of research!

Def 2:
Guy 1: Hey man, can I come over after school?
Guy 2: Naw, call me 30 minutes after. My parents aren't home, so I'm gonna do some... research...
Guy 1: Research?
Guy 2: Uhh... yeah!

30 minutes later:

Guy 1: How'd your research go?
Guy 2: It started out slow, but I found a ton of information. It got a bit messy, so I jumped out at the last second and forgot to cite my sources!

Or:

Man, the mental kid has a better grade than me! He must do a lot of research!

research by sp0rk December 23, 2004

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a fancy word for finding answers online

Hey did you do some research on that essay?

Ya man, I found a website with all the essay topics!

research by skippyloverboy September 10, 2012

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plagiarizing from MANY different sources

I did my research by plagiarizing.

research by kwang June 6, 2003

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1 ) To consistently update oneself on another person's facebook.

2) a nicer way to put that you're stalking someone.

I'm just doin' some research on his myspace. Look at these pictures of his baby momma!!!!

Research by Black Al August 14, 2008

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speculation; what the emergent tree shrews of the blogosphere do as they push aside the source-checking, story-verifying, reality-worshipping dinosaurs of the mainstream media.

Recent research indicates that Barack Obama's ties to Al Qaeda have been corroborated. (Stephen Colbert)

research by Shuzuluza January 11, 2008

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When you looking at porn so that you can become more educated about sex

Oh great she's doing research again that computer is going to be tied up for hours

Research by Kevin1588 October 24, 2017