My friend Ryan Spurlock went on a Tinder date. At the end of the night Ryan put his dick inside her and she exclaimed!! " Ryan there is a rattlesnake in my pussy!! Help! Help!".
by Suhdude_deeznutz January 1, 2017
Boy 1: Jane is really hot, but I don't think she'll do anything.
Boy 2: Are you kidding? She's a total rattlesnake.
Boy 2: Are you kidding? She's a total rattlesnake.
by GravityPurple April 28, 2008
Noun - Pronunciation Key : RAT-tuhl-snayk
One who starts problems by spreading around lies and gossip.
One who starts problems by spreading around lies and gossip.
by The Main Event September 20, 2005
You begin by fucking a girl doggystyle, than when shes not paying attention you stick a maraca in her ass, grab her hips, and pound away. This will cause the maraca to make the loud "rattle" nose resembling the sound of a rattlesnake.
The Rattlesnake can be described in the following situation. Billy fucks Sally doggystyle than inserts a maraca in her ass to cause the instrument to make a nose. Basically, Billy turned Sally into a 5 ft maraca of love.
by Haji Peterson April 9, 2010
by Ryder cup 2017 September 23, 2017
Johnny, you fuckin' rattlesnake
You're a rattlesnake, and your full of shit, i fuckin' hate you, 'cause you're a rattlesnake!!
You're a rattlesnake, and your full of shit, i fuckin' hate you, 'cause you're a rattlesnake!!
by Dimp Paddy December 30, 2004
(1) ' n. Any of various poisonous American snakes, of genera Crotalus and Sistrurus, having a rattle at the end of its tail. ' -- Wiktionary
(2) According to Kurt Vonnegut, the rattlesnake is a creature so inimical to humankind that it makes you wonder about the vaunted benevolence of the Creator of the Universe.
(2) According to Kurt Vonnegut, the rattlesnake is a creature so inimical to humankind that it makes you wonder about the vaunted benevolence of the Creator of the Universe.
EXAMPLE:
' Dwayne mimicked her cruelly in a falsetto voice . . . He looked about as pleasant and relaxed as a coiled rattlesnake now. It was his bad chemicals, of course, which were compelling him to look like that . . .
' The Creator of the Universe had put a rattle on its {the rattlesnake's} tail. The Creator had also given it front teeth which were hypodermic syringes filled with deadly poison.
' Sometimes I wonder about the Creator of the Universe. '
-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions" -- Chapter 15 (page 159 - 160).
' Dwayne mimicked her cruelly in a falsetto voice . . . He looked about as pleasant and relaxed as a coiled rattlesnake now. It was his bad chemicals, of course, which were compelling him to look like that . . .
' The Creator of the Universe had put a rattle on its {the rattlesnake's} tail. The Creator had also given it front teeth which were hypodermic syringes filled with deadly poison.
' Sometimes I wonder about the Creator of the Universe. '
-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions" -- Chapter 15 (page 159 - 160).
by Dinkum August 28, 2013