Quasimodo 

Another name for your penis. Job is to attend to his bells (balls).

Alright Quasimodo, thats enough exploring for today go back and attend to your bells.

Quasimodo by William_Shakes September 22, 2007

quasimodo 

v. slang for an extended period of masturbation.

Sitting in your bell tower, hunchbacked, making a squinty face, and ringing your bell all day and all night long.

After John's girlfriend dumped him, he disappeared. I think he was quasimodo.

quasimodo by swivet February 6, 2010

Quasimodo 

Your boss with a hunchback

"MaryEllen", Did you smell Quasimodo this morning? I hope she's not coming to work today.

Quasimodo by red headed stepchild January 10, 2008

Quasimodo 

Someone who is wonderful in every way, except they're physically repulsive.

"Dude, She's so awesome, I'd marry her if she weren't such a Quasimodo."

Quasimodo by Professor Realist June 13, 2018

Quasimodo 

When you are playing basketball and you do a "behind the back" move with the ball to dazzle defenders.

"Mario Choto" pulled the Quasimodo on the court today, he was unstoppable.

The Quasimodo is one of the finest moves to put some points on the board.

Quasimodo by SpenceStab June 6, 2011

Quasimodo 

A primitve form of the shocker, only with a slight hand to crotch varation, where the pinky, ring and middle finger are clenched tightly togther, and the index finger is slightly humped up, wallowing up against but not fully inserting itself into the anus.

My buddy Yoda was pissed at his woman so when they were going at it he slipped her the Quasimodo to piss her off.

Quasimodo by CWood December 2, 2003

quasimodo 

To physically roll up the stairs

Dave what’s that noise

Jack I thing my dog is quasimodoing up the stairs

quasimodo by Bignibbas August 10, 2018