Programmer

(A) Programmer is a species that can make apps for you to use. There are two main types of programmers:

1. The <Cliché Programmer> - can be spotted wearing a conference t-shirt and the pale skin. The main skin of nutrition is a black carbonated liquid which is devoured in a large cuantity;

2. The <Hipster Programmer> - this species only consumes warm liquids based on expensive spices and beans. His only tool is a so called <Macintosh>. The <Hipster Programmer> will often refuse to work with tasks such as <SQL Databases> or <Java>. This specimen also makes use of the trackpad attached to his portable <Macintosh>;

For many individuals (programmers) is considered prestigious to not utilise the <Mouse> unit at all.

"I would like to be a Cliché Programmer."
~Me

by AInternetUser November 01, 2019

Programmer

Someone without a life.

Me to my friends: I am a programmer
My friends: Wow, you really don’t have a life do you?

by Necro-boomer 1.0 December 04, 2020

Programmer

n. {proh-gram-er}
An organism that turns caffeine and pizza into software.

I am a programmer. :p

by Programmer 2.0 October 13, 2016

programmer

One who can read the following example

if( !User.IsProgrammer ){
return "Everyone Else";
}

by John Standish October 19, 2007

programmer

Semi-sentient being who inexplicably survives an extremely unhealthy lifestyle. Usually found in confined spaces with low lighting, at a computer terminal.

"Programmer A : The internet is serious business.
Programmer B : Very serious."

by Anza Sumeragi January 22, 2006

Programmator

"Person who procrastinates while trying to appear to be programming."

or

"Person who appears to be programming but is in fact procrastinating."

That guy is a fucking programmator!

by Programmator November 13, 2020

programme

at last someone who knows how to spell

programme see color, i blame microsoft.

by david w spencer. rev. December 28, 2005