Skip to main content

Public Pretender 

A play on the word, "Public Defender". Ya see, it rhymes...real original, right? Basically, this is a poor retched soul that usually just graduated from law school. Being an attorney at the pubic defender's office is probably the worst job a lawyer could ever have. The "PD" as it's commonly called, usually attracts a couple of different types. One is the rich hippie or Trustafarrian, a disgruntled lawyer who was "targeted" when he/she was younger, some stupid white kid that thinks they can change the world, an ultra liberal Harvard graduate, or some poor twerp who couldn't get another job quick enough.
Raymone: "Man, I gots-ta-get a lawyer."

Laquisha: "Well what you bitchin at fool, call down to da PD's office and get ya one."

Raymone: "Naw, I don't want some Public Pretender to fuck all my shit up."
Public Pretender by ArticChile April 15, 2008

the great pretender

When a so called geezer pretends to be smashed but their clearly sober as a judge!
A: "here lads, is bagle pissed??"
B: "is he bollocks, only had 4 bottles. Being the great pretender again isn't he!"
A: "fucking wet lettuce"

heterosexual pretender 

Jimmy is such a heterosexual pretender he listens to Fallout Boy.

When the pretender is mistrustful! 

The moment when the pretender is mistrustful, this frase is used when "When the imposter is sus!" meme starts being unfunny.
Michael: Hey Clint, when the pretender is mistrustful!
Clint: SHUT THE FUCK UP MICHAEL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE! I AM TIRED OF THIS MEME CAN YOU FUCKING SHUT UP FOR AN ETERNITY?!

First pretender 

Members of first responders clubs who actively avoid their duties.
You: Bilal! Go help that injured person!
Bilal: No.
You: Bilal you are a first pretender.
First pretender by dabossdud June 13, 2022

pulled'a'pretender 

a person or group exeeding at a task then failing epically and choking at the last minute
Guy One: She is winning the 100m sprint!
Guy Two: Oh! No! Now she is dead last
Guy One: She "pulled'a'pretender"