phantom shit 

The phantom shit is that feeling that you still have to shit when the amount of matter dumped into the bowl clearly indicates that there is no shit left to evacuate from your colon. Much like people who loose limbs can still feel as if the limb is there.

I'll be out in a second, I'm still feeling the phantom shit!

phantom shit by Imperion September 14, 2005

Phantom Shit 

when you fart very slowly and it feels warm and wet and almost like you shit yourself

Guy 1: Oh no, I think I just shat myself, something came out all warm and wet
Guy 2: Check your underwear to make sure
Guy1: Dont worry it was only a phantom shit

Phantom Shit by damharvs June 28, 2016

phantom shit 

a phantom shit occours when one goes to the washroom and take a nice long shit and when he wipes there is no shit on the paper and in some cases when he looks theres no shit in the toilet because the phantom shit dissapeard

you dude i just took a shit and wiped my ass and when i look no shit so i looked in the toilet and the phantom shit escaped again he wasent in the toilet

phantom shit by chrisdh84 February 18, 2009

phantom shit 

A phantom shit is a sizeable dump usually laid under cover of darkness in a public place. When stumbled upon in daylight by an unsuspecting individual, hilarity is meant to ensue.
Less frequently referred to as a ghost shit, the phantom shit usually shows up in such places as post boxes, car hoods, children's playgrounds, and any general public place ripe for mischief.

I took my son to the playground on Saturday morning and he slid down the tube slide right into a pile of crap; some fucking punk must have laid down a phantom shit there on Friday night.

phantom shit by timboooo September 3, 2006

phantom shit 

A phantom shit is a sizeable dump usually laid under cover of darkness in a public place. When stumbled upon in daylight by an unsuspecting individual, hilarity is meant to ensue.
Less frequently referred to as a ghost shit, the phantom shit usually shows up in such places as post boxes, car hoods, children's playgrounds, and any general public place ripe for mischief.

I took my son to the playground on Saturday morning and he slid down the tube slide right into a pile of crap; some fucking punk must have laid down a phantom shit there on Friday night.

phantom shit by timboooo September 3, 2006

phantom shit 

When one has strived for ages to release a turd, and has felt one has done a big shit, but on inspection there is little or no shite in the pan.

fuck me, i thought id shat a baby but it turned out to be a phantom shit

phantom shit by Barclay - whos first name is too embarrasing April 29, 2008

Phantom Shit 

Some friends and I tagged the following "The Phantom Shit";
A Phantom shit occurs on a camping trip when one or more indivudual has not deficated in a while. The Phantom shitter is a person who goes into the town and walks into an establishment (restaurant or Chapters book store (White Shit and Will). and does not purchase or attempt to purchase goods or services, but instead heads straight for the lavatory and proceeds to defacate. A true Phantom shit occurs when during this process, the toilet is clogged. The Phantom Shitter leaves the establishment without making eye contact with anybody.

I took a Phantom Shit in the Sydenham Lake diner and clogged that fucker good.

Phantom Shit by CarnageCake August 23, 2008