parallel parking

sexual intercourse

June was in a bad mood: she wanted some parallel parking with Alec, but he had a headache.

by Dunky Oggins November 09, 2003

Parallel Park

The Parallel Park is an intimate move used to initiate the Spoon technique.

It can be applied when one unsuspecting individual is casually lying on their side, forming a typical "big spoon" orientation. The other individual commences the Parallel Park by asserting themselves (consensually) as the "little spoon" through various methods such as simply sliding in smoothly or more energetically. Typically used in romantic relationships.

"Bro I was just chilling on the couch watching a fish documentary on my phone when my girlfriend parallel parked me since she wanted to watch too"

by btw soma May 16, 2021

parallel parking

what an asian driver just cant do, they should start a new reality show about this. they can build em but cant drive em

hey check this sorry ass drivers attempt at parallel parking

by douglas epley November 26, 2006

Parallel Parking

Spooning.

With or without intercourse.

Hey baby back yo’ trunk up and show me yo’ parallel parking skillz.

by Napolee August 10, 2019

Intuitive Parallel Parking

When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.

Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!

Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.

Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!

by BourbonDickanary January 08, 2023

Parallel park a doughnut

To have sex with a woman while using a doughnut as a cock ring

Hey babe, I just stopped a Krispy Kreme wanna Parallel park a doughnut

by Shrimpocalypse July 20, 2025