A state in the south-central U.S. that is bordered by Arkansas to the east, Texas to the south, New Mexico to the west, and Kansas to the North; Considered the southernmost great plains state by some.
Oklahoma is in the heart of Tornado alley.
by Phaenixdrools January 8, 2007
Manliest state in the Country. Where men head-butt bison, punch deer in the face, and fight off tornadoes with their gargantuan dicks.
by Jsteezy1129 May 2, 2010
A state that is actually not as bad as people think. Tulsa and OKC are a good size for a city with being too big like houston. The only thing country about most of the peopleis the attitude, and that is regarding to being friendly and waving to people(although as with everywhere some people are just dicks). Also the home state of the flaming lips.
"Man oklahoma gets a lot of good music,(especially at the stillwater bars{mike's college bar never let's down with their musical acts}).
"Yeah, except for that black eye Hanson put on it.
"Yeah, except for that black eye Hanson put on it.
by Dustin April 4, 2005
by anonymous = secret name November 1, 2010
A fake place in the central united states above Texas. Many oblivious citizens believe there is a full state there, when in reality it is one of the openings to Ţ̵̌̆̇ͩ̽͗̈̈́ͫ̓̓̒ͩ̊̅̀̕͝҉̳̖̟̖͙͇̜̖Ḫ̵̢̨̯͚̤̙͕̞̰̅ͮ̌́̿̆ͧ̆́Eͮͩͧ̌̅̇ͨ͢͠ ̣͍̰͙̮͜ ̶̙͉̤̻̒̍̍̆́̋ͧ͊͆͗̔̐́ͮ̂̓͘V̴̶̧̧̟̪͚̙̳̳͈̤͈͓͕̟̎͒̇̃̋́́̽̄͂ͨͣ͛͐̌̿ͩ̊͒O̴̶̬̦̪̗̘̰̩̱͍̭̖̾͂ͣͬ͆̚Iͥ̆̍͐̌́͛͂̉̃́͛ͧ̑͛̽̀ ҉̠̟̞̺̰̳̖̭̲D̴̞̰̯͓̲̣͉͚̜̪͚̘̖͎ͩ̿̅.
Guy one: Hey have you ever been to Oklahoma?
Guy two: You that's not real right? Its just Ţ̵̌̆̇ͩ̽͗̈̈́ͫ̓̓̒ͩ̊̅̀̕͝҉̳̖̟̖͙͇̜̖Ḫ̵̢̨̯͚̤̙͕̞̰̅ͮ̌́̿̆ͧ̆́Eͮͩͧ̌̅̇ͨ͢͠ ̣͍̰͙̮͜ ̶̙͉̤̻̒̍̍̆́̋ͧ͊͆͗̔̐́ͮ̂̓͘V̴̶̧̧̟̪͚̙̳̳͈̤͈͓͕̟̎͒̇̃̋́́̽̄͂ͨͣ͛͐̌̿ͩ̊͒O̴̶̬̦̪̗̘̰̩̱͍̭̖̾͂ͣͬ͆̚Iͥ̆̍͐̌́͛͂̉̃́͛ͧ̑͛̽̀ ҉̠̟̞̺̰̳̖̭̲D̴̞̰̯͓̲̣͉͚̜̪͚̘̖͎ͩ̿̅
Guy two: You that's not real right? Its just Ţ̵̌̆̇ͩ̽͗̈̈́ͫ̓̓̒ͩ̊̅̀̕͝҉̳̖̟̖͙͇̜̖Ḫ̵̢̨̯͚̤̙͕̞̰̅ͮ̌́̿̆ͧ̆́Eͮͩͧ̌̅̇ͨ͢͠ ̣͍̰͙̮͜ ̶̙͉̤̻̒̍̍̆́̋ͧ͊͆͗̔̐́ͮ̂̓͘V̴̶̧̧̟̪͚̙̳̳͈̤͈͓͕̟̎͒̇̃̋́́̽̄͂ͨͣ͛͐̌̿ͩ̊͒O̴̶̬̦̪̗̘̰̩̱͍̭̖̾͂ͣͬ͆̚Iͥ̆̍͐̌́͛͂̉̃́͛ͧ̑͛̽̀ ҉̠̟̞̺̰̳̖̭̲D̴̞̰̯͓̲̣͉͚̜̪͚̘̖͎ͩ̿̅
by GAMERCHAD February 8, 2019
ugly women?
i think not, oklahoma is tied with ohio and california for the most miss america pagaent winners ever. so suck it.
music?
musicians from oklahoma range from country stars (big suprise right?) like reba and toby keith to alternative bands like all american rejects and hinder. so yes we offer more then just country music, you ignorant s.o.b's.
the bible belt?
ill give you that one, oklahoma is very christian based, but who says thats a bad thing? while places like new york and california arnt under our so called bible belt they also have enormously high crime rates. so while your sitting there critisizing our state for our conservative ways, we sleep safe at night knowing people like you live very far away.
racism?
yeah we got it and so does each and every other of the 49 friggin' states. racism isn't a regional or even a statewide thing. racism is a personal choice. an ignorant choice at that. when it comes to being diverse were pretty high up there, since we were practicly an over size trashcan for all the races that the rest of the united states didnt want back in 18 and 1900's.
oklahoma is a diverse, lovely place with friendly hard working people that hold open doors for eachother and smile as you pass them by. every once in while you come across an asshole that cant drive or an ignorant highschool dropout that make us all look bad, but realisticly we're state and just like any other we have oue highs and lows.
i think not, oklahoma is tied with ohio and california for the most miss america pagaent winners ever. so suck it.
music?
musicians from oklahoma range from country stars (big suprise right?) like reba and toby keith to alternative bands like all american rejects and hinder. so yes we offer more then just country music, you ignorant s.o.b's.
the bible belt?
ill give you that one, oklahoma is very christian based, but who says thats a bad thing? while places like new york and california arnt under our so called bible belt they also have enormously high crime rates. so while your sitting there critisizing our state for our conservative ways, we sleep safe at night knowing people like you live very far away.
racism?
yeah we got it and so does each and every other of the 49 friggin' states. racism isn't a regional or even a statewide thing. racism is a personal choice. an ignorant choice at that. when it comes to being diverse were pretty high up there, since we were practicly an over size trashcan for all the races that the rest of the united states didnt want back in 18 and 1900's.
oklahoma is a diverse, lovely place with friendly hard working people that hold open doors for eachother and smile as you pass them by. every once in while you come across an asshole that cant drive or an ignorant highschool dropout that make us all look bad, but realisticly we're state and just like any other we have oue highs and lows.
i love oklahoma!
by oklahoma girl December 9, 2010