Phaenixdrools's definitions

Mustard

A condiment that everybody who is young, like under 18 years old hates,except for a few people who can't stand cream based, sauces,though fewer and fewer people who are young and healthy eat this yellow paste because, supposedly it burns there palate, and it stings there nostrils, the way mustard gas burns up people.

It is projected by the Condiment survey, that by the year 2010, fewer than 2.5 percent of the population will eat mustard,

12 year old in 2010: Ewwwww!!! Does this have mustard on it?!?! I hate mustard!! Where is a knife so I can get this off my burger?

Parent in 2010:(thinking to self) Man, when I was a kid, mustard was still large in picnics. What is up with so many people hating it now?

by Phaenixdrools March 25, 2007

Oklahoma

A state in the south-central U.S. that is bordered by Arkansas to the east, Texas to the south, New Mexico to the west, and Kansas to the North; Considered the southernmost great plains state by some.

Oklahoma is in the heart of Tornado alley.

by Phaenixdrools January 9, 2007

Mayochup

Basically ketchup and mayonnaise mixed together, this is what everybody eats on their hamburgers, hotdogs, as well as on many other kinds of sandwiches as of the year 2006 to present day. This "Sauce" seems to have outcompeted the Ketchup and Mustard mixture since at least the year 2005. Pretty much this is the popular trend for all sandwiches and other dishes.

In The 1970's through the early 2000's, "Ketchutard" was the mixture of choice for all sandwiches and many other dishes, now Beginning from 2005 to 2008, Mayochup is the preference for all the above said foods.

by Phaenixdrools October 18, 2008

Rjeindeer Fjucker

A racial slur for somebody of Norwegian descent.

Norwegians fuck reindeer and they have a lot of silent J's in there language.

Them Norwegians sure do like to raise reindeer, gay norwegians can be called a Rjeindeer Fjucker

by Phaenixdrools December 9, 2008

Wigger

An epithet that is applied to a modern youth, or youths who emulate the African American's Stereotypical ways of life. Such people are often quite ignorant about the true culture of such, and they tend to insult the African American's culture and status by referring to them as niggers, And then say that all black people act like hoodlums and criminals. The truth is that all cultures and races have stereotypical traits, yet these people who act wannabe-black probably don't realize or care that their behaviors could be seen as making a mockery out of another ethnic group's culture and way of life. This is why some "Wiggers" are never truly accepted by either the African American community or by their own race.

Jacob is a wigger who thinks that Black people all act, dress, and talk the same, he calls his white buddies "nigga" yet he probably doesn't have enough balls to dare call a black that way. Wannabe Black Wankster poser to an African American man: Yo sup mah nigga? African American: What!!
"White Kid" gets killed.

by Phaenixdrools January 31, 2009

mayonnaise

a condiment which everyone under 21 loves. Everybody loves it, except for a very few people, mainly people who are grossly obese, and who can't afford to get any fatter. Explains part of the reason why more kids are getting overweight.

About 95% of youth will eat and like mayonnaise, the other 5%, well, they eat miracle whip, even though miracle whip is essentially mayo based anyway.

by Phaenixdrools March 25, 2007

Reintardation

When somebody is reincarnated and returns as someone who is mentally challenged or retarded.

There was a boy who came back as a retard after being a famous celebrity in his previous life. Such beliefs stem the Buddhists who believe in Reincarnation, well reintardation is when someone comes back as a mentally retarded person.

by Phaenixdrools April 21, 2009