a condiment which everyone under 21 loves. Everybody loves it, except for a very few people, mainly people who are grossly obese, and who can't afford to get any fatter. Explains part of the reason why more kids are getting overweight.
About 95% of youth will eat and like mayonnaise, the other 5%, well, they eat miracle whip, even though miracle whip is essentially mayo based anyway.
by Phaenixdrools March 25, 2007
Get the mayonnaisemug. There was a boy who came back as a retard after being a famous celebrity in his previous life. Such beliefs stem the Buddhists who believe in Reincarnation, well reintardation is when someone comes back as a mentally retarded person.
by Phaenixdrools April 21, 2009
Get the Reintardationmug. You know you are a teenager if:
1.You Are older than 12 but are still younger than 20.
2. You are constantly in some form of rebellion against your parents.
3. You know what style/fashion is in or cool these days.
4. You usually know people or of people that sell or experiment with drugs.
5. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
6.You Have some form of hostility towards gay,bi, or transsexual, or transgendered peers.
7. You Think it is cool to form cliques and gang up and pick on people that are not part of your group.
8.You Think it's cool to pick on little kids.
9. You think you are all that/the best/ the shit Etc.
10. Have done drugs/gotten drunk/or had sex, even though the law forbids all three.
11.You Think that you are better than the rest of the population.
12.You Can't wait to go to College where the Real parties are.
13.You Wish that Bush was never elected as president.
14.You Love beating up fags.
15.You are living up the best times of your life.
1.You Are older than 12 but are still younger than 20.
2. You are constantly in some form of rebellion against your parents.
3. You know what style/fashion is in or cool these days.
4. You usually know people or of people that sell or experiment with drugs.
5. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
6.You Have some form of hostility towards gay,bi, or transsexual, or transgendered peers.
7. You Think it is cool to form cliques and gang up and pick on people that are not part of your group.
8.You Think it's cool to pick on little kids.
9. You think you are all that/the best/ the shit Etc.
10. Have done drugs/gotten drunk/or had sex, even though the law forbids all three.
11.You Think that you are better than the rest of the population.
12.You Can't wait to go to College where the Real parties are.
13.You Wish that Bush was never elected as president.
14.You Love beating up fags.
15.You are living up the best times of your life.
by Phaenixdrools December 10, 2006
Get the Teenagermug. A Portmanteau of the words mayonnaise and adolescent, also relates to the fact that teens love mayonnaise as a favorite condiment for foods, after ketchup of course. Just like how adults prefer mustard over mayo teens these days love mayonnaise, these days.
Person 1: Did you know that mayonnaise has the same number of letters as the word that describes a teenager?
Person 2: Yes, you mean "Adolescent", what about it?
Person 1: Well it just so happens that mayonnaise was voted the 2nd favorite condiment for hot dogs burgers and other foods among people aged 25 and younger, after ketchup that is.
Person 2: And your point is.............????????
Both together: Mayonescent!!! Yea exactly.......
Person 1 : What about mustard?
Person 2: Naw......Mustard sucks, everybody who is young hates it, nobody younger than 22 likes mustard these days, only old people eat that shit!
Person 1: Aight.
Person 2: Yes, you mean "Adolescent", what about it?
Person 1: Well it just so happens that mayonnaise was voted the 2nd favorite condiment for hot dogs burgers and other foods among people aged 25 and younger, after ketchup that is.
Person 2: And your point is.............????????
Both together: Mayonescent!!! Yea exactly.......
Person 1 : What about mustard?
Person 2: Naw......Mustard sucks, everybody who is young hates it, nobody younger than 22 likes mustard these days, only old people eat that shit!
Person 1: Aight.
by Phaenixdrools August 23, 2007
Get the mayonescentmug. When you take chewing or bubble gum of your favorite brand and flavor back out of your mouth after chewing it for a while and roll it into a ball between your hands and wait for it to get some of that delightful flavoring back to the whole wadd of gum, then you put it back in your mouth and chew it more until, ultimately every bit of flavoring is exhausted out of the gum, after which case you either swallow it or spit it out.
Pronounced Dohl.Yohlt
Pronounced Dohl.Yohlt
Dolyolt was just a non sensical name that I gave to such a process when I was 6 years old, because I thought the name of the word sounded different or out of the ordinary.
Me back in Kindergarten singing to self: Dolyolt chew the dolyolt till all the flavor is gone, roll the dolyolt between your hands to get the flavor back lah lah dahh de dah......
Me back in Kindergarten singing to self: Dolyolt chew the dolyolt till all the flavor is gone, roll the dolyolt between your hands to get the flavor back lah lah dahh de dah......
by Phaenixdrools April 19, 2009
Get the Dolyoltmug. by Phaenixdrools November 28, 2006
Get the Chankoromug. Norwegians fuck reindeer and they have a lot of silent J's in there language.
Them Norwegians sure do like to raise reindeer, gay norwegians can be called a Rjeindeer Fjucker
Them Norwegians sure do like to raise reindeer, gay norwegians can be called a Rjeindeer Fjucker
by Phaenixdrools December 09, 2008
Get the Rjeindeer Fjuckermug.