Noosh

A misinterpretation, misquote, or mispronunciation of an English word or phrase by a person with English as a second language, especially with a Persian background.

Noosh "Hey Mikey, you can work on your hip trusts."

Mike "Hip trusts…what are you talking about….oh…you mean hip thrusts…You really Nooshed that one"

by Molay October 23, 2014

Noosh

Noun. (Douche + Noob= Noosh)

A person who is usually described as, 'stupid', 'annoying', 'clueless'; related to the noun, 'Tool'. A noosh can be a male or female. A Noosh will tend to be immature.

Chase thought eating chapstick would make his penis larger, what a NOOSH.

by Paris Hilton (MOB THICK) January 21, 2010

Noosh

A word to mean a noob plus a doosh.

Larry: Did you see tom crash his brand new Acura into the lake?
Johnny: Yeah, what a noosh!

by labstar February 05, 2009

Nooshed

Another word for getting absolutely smashed, or really drunk.

Person 1: "So how did last night go?"
Person 2: "Not good, I got completely nooshed and can't remember any of it..."

by Thomskii April 06, 2017

nooshing

(verb) A seriously weird unfortunate event of bad luck that one experiences as a daily basis and is considered “normal” in their daily life

lol peyton’s nooshing today.

by yourlocalblondie13 December 01, 2021

Nooshed

1) A standing up 69 sex position.

2) When a man is standing and a woman is in a handstand position, both performing sexual acts on each other. Commonly performed in a shower or a porta loos.

" Man, I cant beleive you nooshed that ginger girl the weekend!"

"Hey kathy, I was nooshed friday night by a badger"

by BADGER BOY1 January 13, 2009

Nooshed

The point in which you're too intoxicated to function.

I would've went to the mall but I was nooshed.

by Little Frausty May 31, 2013