Ninjering

Nin-Jer-Ing
Ninjering is the act of masturbating and/or wanking while in conversation with another person, but the other person does not know you've got your hand down your pants. You secretly get yourself off without them ever knowing.

Sally: "So, I was at the store the other day, buying a piece of bread...."
Dave: "Uh huh... Which store did you buy the bread at?"
Sally: "Oh, the one up the street... the one with the red roof."
Dave: "I was there the other day, was buying.. SHIT!"
Sally: "What?! What's wrong?!"
Dave: "Nothing a sock can't clean up, score one for the Ninjering skills."

by InYourWindow00 October 16, 2012

ninjer

Another word for the feudal Japanese warriors known as the ninja, as used in the English dubbing of the Ninja Death movie series.

"I was attacked by a couple of Japanese ninjers!"

by Matthew S. Bondy January 16, 2004

ninjer

A ninja that hails from the interweb and is more awesome than a normal ninja ever could be.

zomg it r ninjers!!!!!11

by PhoenixJ June 6, 2007

ninjer

another word for a oriental soldier known as a Ninja. As used in the song "Ninja" by "Insane Clown Posse"

"yeah, yeah, im a ninjer, FACK THAT in a wicked clown bxtchboy ha ha ha ha!"

by cl9ud October 26, 2003

Ninjering

Breaking to peoples houses sneakily. This term can be used in the middle of a robbery.

Chrissie: "We are in the middle of Ninjering"
Matilda: "Yeah, stay quiet or they'll hear us"
Anya: "Oh right sorry but later can we go drinking in the field"

by Ccream June 30, 2021

Ninjered

the definishion for ninjared is to do something in a ninja like manor to either do something swiftly or to show off in a ninja like way

(catches a ball)
aww i just ninjered it!

(jumps from i hight)
i just ninjered my way down

by TheCreatorOfTheTimeParadox September 5, 2011

Ninjer

A dating app for Ninjas. After initial excitement and some early success it fell into disuse because of the difficulty in arranging meetings where one or both parties would simply not turn up

That's the last time I use Ninjer.

by Kilimanjiro May 28, 2018