Mr. Xu:"Whats up my ninja?"
Dawon: "Oh, whats up ninjer."
Mr. Xu: "Whoa, man not cool."

Mr. Xu:"Hey did you hear about Dawon?"
Mrs. Xu: "No what happened"
Mr. Xu: "He got beat up by a bunch of ninjas because he called them ninjers!"

Ninjer by A real-life Ninja August 6, 2011

Related Words

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Ninjercept

A portmanteau of 'ninja' and 'intercept'.
To Skilfully catch a thrown object that was not intended to be caught.

I threw a paper ball at Pedro today but Tony ninjercepted it.

Ninjercept by NinjaPirateZombieRobot January 22, 2011

ninjercourse

1. the act of intercourse in such a way that the female does not know it is happening.

2. the act of intercourse in such a way that the female does not know that you're coming (see what i did there?).

g: how did you get me pregnant? we didn't even have sex!

b: i used my ninjercourse on you, baby...that's how i roll.

ninjercourse by Big McLargeHuge July 11, 2006

Ninjer

(Pirate talk) A corruption of the word Ninja. This terminology is commonly associated with weathered pirates who fight ninjas regularly.

Where ye be hidin'?, Here ninjer, ninjer, ninjer..

Ninjer by Amy the Pirate June 15, 2008

Ninjering

Nin-Jer-Ing
Ninjering is the act of masturbating and/or wanking while in conversation with another person, but the other person does not know you've got your hand down your pants. You secretly get yourself off without them ever knowing.

Sally: "So, I was at the store the other day, buying a piece of bread...."
Dave: "Uh huh... Which store did you buy the bread at?"
Sally: "Oh, the one up the street... the one with the red roof."
Dave: "I was there the other day, was buying.. SHIT!"
Sally: "What?! What's wrong?!"
Dave: "Nothing a sock can't clean up, score one for the Ninjering skills."

Ninjering by InYourWindow00 October 16, 2012

ninjery

The condition or quality of being ninja-like

Spydah showed advanced ninjery with his understanding of Team Build.

ninjery by Richard Hundhausen January 22, 2008

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026