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Someone everyone should love and i love a lot hes so funny and talented and i would do anything for him please marry me
“wow did you see neil go to that party!”
“yeah they looked hot”
neil by notandrewburnham June 11, 2021
A 'neil' is a passionate, good looking, sexy, clever guy who has an amazing out look on life. If you come across a neil, you can be sure your life would change for the better,
' i met a neil today, how lucky am i :)'
Neil by sneaky leeky January 5, 2010
a simp, very tall, gay twink

an absolute loser who likes to stand naked in a corn field

he turned into a pickle once, and called himself pickle neil
funniest shit i've ever seen
'wow, if you were any gayer you'd be neil' - a local bystander says
Neil is awesome
Neil by demolsher2005 May 4, 2018
to ruin a perfectly good stream of funny jokes by telling a really bad one.
neil by jabrony September 30, 2007