a debilitating, neurological disorder affecting only
men from the tiny hamlet deep inside middle earth. this scenic little village is known as The
Shire.
the napoleonic disorder might have connections
dating back to the infamous "three-meter island" nuclear meltdown that nearly wiped out every hobbit in the
shire. before the cataclysmic explosion the shire looked like a demilitarized zone in detroit in the 1980's. the hobbit population wasndropping at an alarming rate until the nuclear power plant meltdown that changed the landscape from ghetto to garden. and it ultimately caused an huge population
spike that unmistakably saved the hobbit from extinction. of course no one could have known that the tallest hobbit to ever live since the nuclear fallout has been the ex-adult film star
willow. since his public execution over
67% of all male hobbits have some symptoms of the napoleonic nature that warped and twisted every hobbit since then to be quite ornery and most are born dangerously close to near-
autistic levels.
this mutation can distort the hobbits frontal lobe, which curiously lies in their ample posterior. most hobbits afflicted by this will actually believe that he is in fact FOUR
FEET tall and relevant. symptoms are exponentially compounded by the imbibing of ale and lager the smoking of pipe
weed is the only known cure as it stabilizes the serotonin levels in the brain.
"Hey, check out Jodi's Drivers License, you can see his
feet in the picture."
"
Don't get him started--you know how his
Napoleon Complex makes his wee-ass get!"
