Mort
If you can truly see both sides of the coin and ask questions to better your understanding then you are a mort.
Mort by Top Gun 23 May 31, 2020
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an annoying/stupid person. Orginally used to describe a white person who fits the criteria.
Short for mormon. Used among black people to insult anybody.
used by black people because mormons are racists sons of bitches. anyone can use it though.
Short for mormon. Used among black people to insult anybody.
used by black people because mormons are racists sons of bitches. anyone can use it though.
mort by gunshot213 December 26, 2007
mort
A friend who 1) tells you there are hot chicks at a party (and he actually thinks they are hot) but in fact they are fuglies or 2) a friend who proclaims there will be tons of girls at his party and there are not many at all. (Ironically, his mortness might still be revealed when the few girls that are there actually weigh a few tons)
Holy shit Randy, you said there were going to be a bunch of dimes here but there are only fuglies and blanca-looking femmes. Your such a fucking mort!
Mort
The demon lovechild of the two most chronically autistic people alive. He has great big massive eyes.
Mort by BigMan K’Dawg March 28, 2022
mort
word used to describe girls only just above the legal age of sexual consent whose promiscuity is evident from the way they dress, act and carry themselves in public. Boys will use this word to display their desire for a sexual encounter with such a female.
mort by Mort Hunter June 7, 2011
mort
1. (noun) A degenerate; one who is unproductive, lazy
2. (noun) An individual with a lack of intelligence.
3. (adj) defeated, lifeless, usually as a result of dire circumstances.
2. (noun) An individual with a lack of intelligence.
3. (adj) defeated, lifeless, usually as a result of dire circumstances.
1. Did you get your OSSD yet, or are you still a mort?
2. That mort can't even spell his name.
3. (a) That guy sniffed lines until he was all mort.
(b) He lives all mort by himself, in a shithole apartment.
2. That mort can't even spell his name.
3. (a) That guy sniffed lines until he was all mort.
(b) He lives all mort by himself, in a shithole apartment.
Mort
The most amazing guy to ever walk this planet, the equvivalent of a god, he is sexy as fu*k, blindlingly handsome and smarter than Einstein, and girls always sends him nude pics ;)