A teenager who is thirsty and try’s to get with any girl he can, he will ruin friendships to try get a girl, despite this he has never gotten a girl. A all round nit bag who thinks he has clout but has next to no clout. Will get violated by everyone who meets him. A true beta male
Alex:George is being such a moof
Cam:how?
Alex:me and immy have been making out, he sat next to her wrapped his arm around her and she shouted ew and ran off and he’s still trying with her.
Cam: what a moof
Cam:how?
Alex:me and immy have been making out, he sat next to her wrapped his arm around her and she shouted ew and ran off and he’s still trying with her.
Cam: what a moof
by Gringleman December 7, 2019
1. A cigarette or a moof.
2. any object that you dont want to name.. or just rather genralize it.
3. alternate for "What's up?"
2. any object that you dont want to name.. or just rather genralize it.
3. alternate for "What's up?"
1. Can I get a mooferette?
2. pass me that moof over there.
3. What's the moof/What's your moof?
also wtm for those intarwebbers
2. pass me that moof over there.
3. What's the moof/What's your moof?
also wtm for those intarwebbers
by DoWnfall July 25, 2005
Moof is 2 words combined
Moof = Mood + Oof
Moof can be used in a situation that’s relatable or tea ☕️ or something that’s a mood or an oof
Moof was made by 2 people on instagram when autocorrect didn’t work
There is a Instagram account for moof called @moofgang and the people that follow are called moofers and the owners love them very much
The moofers have a spirit animal called moof which is a cat and cow combined
Moof = Mood + Oof
Moof can be used in a situation that’s relatable or tea ☕️ or something that’s a mood or an oof
Moof was made by 2 people on instagram when autocorrect didn’t work
There is a Instagram account for moof called @moofgang and the people that follow are called moofers and the owners love them very much
The moofers have a spirit animal called moof which is a cat and cow combined
by ❤️👑✌🏻 October 15, 2018
by UrbanTwisticle September 14, 2011
It's when it starts to rain milk, and then cows come out of the sky. Usually during winter this occurs, but can rarely occur other times.
Madi: James, it's moofing outside!
James: I KNOW!!! CRAZYYYY!!! First time in my years I've seen it!
James: I KNOW!!! CRAZYYYY!!! First time in my years I've seen it!
by cpubot561 December 13, 2016
Nothing really, just an 'M' followed by two 'O''s, finished off with a nice tasty 'F' to make it sound weird.
Despite this, a "moof" is often heard in weird and uncompromising situations, such as when a cow moos "Moo" whilst eating a bunch of grass to have it sound like a "Moof", where the cow chokes and dies.
Also is a lazy way of saying "Move."
Despite this, a "moof" is often heard in weird and uncompromising situations, such as when a cow moos "Moo" whilst eating a bunch of grass to have it sound like a "Moof", where the cow chokes and dies.
Also is a lazy way of saying "Move."
*An easily offended cow is eating grass as Jeeb and Foob watch*
Jeeb: "Foob, what do you think cows do all day?"
Foob: "Nothing really. Masturbate, perhaps?"
Cow: "MoOF!!!" *Begins contorting and vehemently dying*
Jeeb: "Oh Foob, you fool! The cow must've been one of those easily offended, sensitive ones! Now it's dying!"
Foob: "Ah. Oh well, at least now it's doing something."
Aych *thinks*: 'Ah... Boob's in front of the TV. I'll have to tell him to move over.'
Aych: "Eh Boob... moof over, you cumstain."
Boob: "Yehwha?! Yemma wanna mewah?"
Aych: "Damn, you poof. I said moof over out of my road, you jizzball!"
Boob: "Genna wamma see da 'vision, eh?"
Aych: "Yes, you slack-jawed fool!"
Boob: "Yeh, eye be moofin' out."
Jeeb: "Foob, what do you think cows do all day?"
Foob: "Nothing really. Masturbate, perhaps?"
Cow: "MoOF!!!" *Begins contorting and vehemently dying*
Jeeb: "Oh Foob, you fool! The cow must've been one of those easily offended, sensitive ones! Now it's dying!"
Foob: "Ah. Oh well, at least now it's doing something."
Aych *thinks*: 'Ah... Boob's in front of the TV. I'll have to tell him to move over.'
Aych: "Eh Boob... moof over, you cumstain."
Boob: "Yehwha?! Yemma wanna mewah?"
Aych: "Damn, you poof. I said moof over out of my road, you jizzball!"
Boob: "Genna wamma see da 'vision, eh?"
Aych: "Yes, you slack-jawed fool!"
Boob: "Yeh, eye be moofin' out."
by angry piece of shit October 7, 2009
by Moof March 30, 2004