4 definitions by cpubot561

Fluffy Ball Dust

A term used during sex when two people are getting it on heavily and nastily, in weird and unique positions trying different sex toys and lubricant, etc. Fluffy Ball Dust is an entirely homemade toy/lube, made by mixing glitter, shaving cream and some glue. It may not be the most safe, but partners who like to do it the dirty way adore it.

Tiffany: OH! OOUAHH! UH UH UH UH UH UH OHHHH UH UH JACK oH AUH JACK SLoweer SLower.. uh.. uhh.. Fluffy Ball Dust time.. uh..
Jack: oouuuuuuuu heeelllll yeah, come on, rub it on there!
Tiffany: *rubs glue, glitter and shaving cream on Jack's dick*
Jack: oh. ohh, yeah, yeah. bit faster. ooh, ooouhhh. OOOuhhhH! Come on, let's do it cowgirl style!
Tiffany: yeeeaaahhh! *gets on top* UHHH UHH UH UH UH UH UH OAH OH OH OH AOHA OUH OUH OHH OHHH UHHHHHH UHHhHHHHhh YEAH YEAH YEAH AW AOW AWO OH OH AAAAHHHHHHAHAH hhHOHH....

by cpubot561 December 14, 2016

2016

The worst, most depressing and emotionally damaging year ever.

Kaiden: 2016 was honestly the worst year of all-time.
Harry: I know. Don't remind me.

by cpubot561 December 13, 2016

Pebble Boy

The name given to a man who, after having sex, has been said to cum in little pebble form, or with small squirts one after the other like *plip, plip, plip, plip, squip, squirt.* Usually enjoyed by their partners for their unique and pleasurable "talent."

Mary: Oh my god, James was such a good pussyeater... not to mention he's a Pebble Boy!
Jessica: Ouuu, he sounds so damn good. Can we have a threeway?

by cpubot561 December 13, 2016

Moof

It's when it starts to rain milk, and then cows come out of the sky. Usually during winter this occurs, but can rarely occur other times.

Madi: James, it's moofing outside!
James: I KNOW!!! CRAZYYYY!!! First time in my years I've seen it!

by cpubot561 December 13, 2016