When you jerk off so hard that its scary but it feels so good that you wanna squirt EVERYWHERE!
To being jerked off really hard and vigorously.
To being jerked off really hard and vigorously.
Honey! Why are you jerking off so hardddd!
Oh don't worry honey, I'm only monsterbating it doesn't hurt.
Oh don't worry honey, I'm only monsterbating it doesn't hurt.
by Kajur April 2, 2013
by TheProfessor42069 May 27, 2011
n.
1. one who monsterbates
2. a monster masturbating
3. a huge artificial penis
4. masturbation of a large penis
5. a huge masturbating monster
1. one who monsterbates
2. a monster masturbating
3. a huge artificial penis
4. masturbation of a large penis
5. a huge masturbating monster
If Bigfoot exists, then he's a monsterbator.
by camp lickalotta March 14, 2008
Monsterbation is the act in which you touch yourself or masturbate to ugly people as popularised by the American Deathcore band The Irish Front in the 2008 release of Universe featuring the song monsterbation.
by DeathcoreMadeMeDoIt July 12, 2021
when one engages in the touching of oneself at a time when one's significant other is right beside them.
the monster replaces master because one who subjects themselves to such acts are obviously dirty pigs.
the monster replaces master because one who subjects themselves to such acts are obviously dirty pigs.
olive engages in monsterbation 24/7, even when he has just 69ed with the finest bitch, hence he is the ultimate perve who no one likes.
by Arntnok February 2, 2008
Fred: Hey, wanna go to a party later?
Jonh: No, man, im gonna stay home and I'll be "Monsterbating" all night
Jonh: No, man, im gonna stay home and I'll be "Monsterbating" all night
by realestguyintheroom November 1, 2011
So there I was, bored one evening. Luckily, I had my monster in my closet, so I took it out and MONSTERBATED.
by demonicomelette March 22, 2003