Pronoun: Name of arguably the greatest muppet ever to grace the popular children's show Sesame Street. When not munching down dangerous amounts of cookies he was destroying the set around him with his huge girth and even huger mouth. A legend in every sense, capturing brilliantly the rampant, bloodthirsty selfishness that every human locks deep in his or her psyche.
by Coaldrone January 21, 2004
The blue...thing in Sesame Street that used to consume cookies in large amounts, but has now been turned into the Veggie Monster to make sure that the children of America will not go and become fatter than their parents.
by Crashfromtheotherside November 6, 2006
A lovely blue furry who will munch on dam cookies. He is native to the Sesame Street and is commonly seen with big yellow cock and the red dictator. Commonly found saying “Umm-num-num” most likely to hide his depression.
Random Guy: “Why are you sad Cookie Monster?”
Cookie Monster: “Without the cookie I’m just a monster…”
*Gun Cocks*
Random Guy: “No! Don’t do it”
Cockiest Monster: “Umm… num… numm… cookie.”
*BOOM*
Cookie Monster: “Without the cookie I’m just a monster…”
*Gun Cocks*
Random Guy: “No! Don’t do it”
Cockiest Monster: “Umm… num… numm… cookie.”
*BOOM*
by KumonBoy69 July 15, 2021
Somebody that always has a story that is beter than yours also known as a one-upper, they want the prize...and the prize is cookies
guy 1: yeah that same thing happened to me once only my car flipped 5 times not 2.
guy 2: o...did you want a cookie? you cookie monster
guy 2: o...did you want a cookie? you cookie monster
by BS4 October 4, 2007
When a man becomes so enraged when practicing oral sex on a woman, he screams "COOKIES!" and proceeds to attack and bite the vagina repeatedly, all while muttering "Om nom nom nom nom"
by NickTesla May 25, 2010
Undoubtedly the BEST character on sesame street! The super cool dude with a great taste in food! I loved sesame street and it was all his doing! Fuck elmo! He sucks! What is everyones obsession with elmo? The cookie monster OWNS elmo. Elmo can go rot in hell!
by Eleanor April 10, 2005
the blue muppet from sesame street
that throws mass quanitys of cookies at his face in an attempt to eat them
that throws mass quanitys of cookies at his face in an attempt to eat them
by Kregg October 19, 2003