Monkey

racist word for a black person

There are way to many monkeys int he ghetto!!!

by crazyfock November 5, 2003

Monkey

Today I want to talk about "Spanking the Monkey". The term is used as a euphemism for male masturbation. It is generally only used between close friends and not toward a person of authority. The history behind the phrase is a mystery, no one quite knows how it came to be. It does not have a direct relationship to the actual act. The phrase indicates that your penis is a monkey and that it has been very bad.

"Last night I spanked my monkey 8 times."

"If you keep spanking your monkey like that, you'll go blind and grow hair on your palms."

by Bob Homes April 14, 2006

Monkey

An adorable primate that likes to goof around and play. They are very smart and like to imitate human behavior.

The monkey at the zoo did the same thing Ryan did.

by PF April 10, 2003

Monkey

1. Someone who is completely useless (insult)

2. An animal who swings around in trees

3. Slang for the vagina

1. "Steve, you are such a monkey!"

2. "Oooo, Did you see that monkey?"

3. "Apparently Stephanies got a tight monkey"

by Zack Jefferson November 24, 2007

Monkey

1. addiction, usually herion or anything that will cause withdrawal... or that you can't quit.

2. obssession or compulsion you can't get rid of.

I gotta monkey on my back.

Everyboydy's got something to hide, 'cept for me and my monkey.

by Mr. Sporades February 24, 2005

Monkey

an animal who loves bananas and to do the: " oeoeoeoeoe"

Hey look a monkey thats eating a banana!

by Monke_lover69 March 7, 2022

Monkey

Gush is a perfect example of a monkey. Should of been taken back to the zoo a long time ago.
Half evolved species, likes to eat chutney and loves Machool. (A terrorist bomb)

Oh fuck, it's Gush. Stupid monkey, take him back to the zoo.

by Law. March 16, 2005