Of or referring to the penis, male genitalia, sperm ("swimmers").
Comes from a play off of the idea that swimmers are like sperm in that they both, swim.
Comes from a play off of the idea that swimmers are like sperm in that they both, swim.
"She gave me a blowjob and then I shot my Michael Phelps all over her face."
"I dropped my pants and she took one look at my Michael Phelps and asked me to marry her."
"I dropped my pants and she took one look at my Michael Phelps and asked me to marry her."
by formerfatboys February 9, 2009
"You call that taking a hit, here let me teach you how to Michael Phelps"
"I Michael Phelps erryday"
"I Michael Phelps erryday"
by ahebunghole March 4, 2009
Lone survivor of a secret government project, Known as Project Neptune, Signed off on by Reagan, to create a squad of supermen to manually sabatage Soviet submarines. After the fall of the USSR and the end of the cold war, Phelps was reassigned to total Olympic Domination
by redhawk23 August 18, 2008
swimming god
Half man, half fish
dominated in 2004 with 6 gold medals.
2008 Bejing Olympics where he won 8 gold medals with 7 world records and 1 olympic record.
Half man, half fish
dominated in 2004 with 6 gold medals.
2008 Bejing Olympics where he won 8 gold medals with 7 world records and 1 olympic record.
I have the opportunity to be part of swimming history. To take the sport to a new level would be an honor for me. There's no better time to try this than now.
-Michael Phelps
-Michael Phelps
by taweesa February 15, 2011
A short legged white american swimmer and Olympic gold medalist.
Standing at 6'4 inches with 32 inch legs, Michael Phelps is the fastest white swimmer in the world with 18 Olympic medals under his belt.
Standing at 6'4 inches with 32 inch legs, Michael Phelps is the fastest white swimmer in the world with 18 Olympic medals under his belt.
by London 2012 August 4, 2012
1. An Olympic swimmer who is the embodiment of all American greatness, he is the product of Uncle Sam, Ronald Reagan, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Thomas Jefferson, Neil Armstrong, The Flag Raisers of Iwo Jima, and Captain America. He is the real life Aquaman except he's not totally lame like the comic Aquaman. It's rumored that Michael Phelps was raised by Dolphins and has a secret set of gills.
2. An awesome drinking game named for the greatest olympian of all time. for every gold medal michael phelps receives on that day you drink. Since he pretty much owns face and gets like 500 medals a day, even in things he doesn't compete in, the game is challenging to the most experienced of drinkers. Not even the Irish can go through this game without someone suffering alcohol poisoning.
2. An awesome drinking game named for the greatest olympian of all time. for every gold medal michael phelps receives on that day you drink. Since he pretty much owns face and gets like 500 medals a day, even in things he doesn't compete in, the game is challenging to the most experienced of drinkers. Not even the Irish can go through this game without someone suffering alcohol poisoning.
1. Aw man I did you see Michael Phelps yesterday? He won 6 gold medals and then found a cure for cancer.
2. Dude I played Michael Phelps last night with some friends, I'm the only one left alive.
2. Dude I played Michael Phelps last night with some friends, I'm the only one left alive.
by Chas A August 11, 2008
by azzayan August 16, 2008