mayor adam west

a fuckin retard of a mayor on family guy but so funny that i shit myself when he talks. random as fuck

EX1:
(karaoke at the bar)

mayor adam west- i love amateurs singing karaoke at bars... but i dont like baseball cards...

EX2:
mayor adam west- dammit swanson i want them found!

joe- mayor wer looking everywhere for the griffins

mayor adam west- not them u moron. the rest of my lite-brite pieces. my names not adam we. or is it? what number did u call? dont call here again. i guess i showed him... no one messes with adam we....

EX3:
(chris falls on wests flowers)

mayor adam west- my tulips! u dick...

EX4:
mayor adam west- i spent the towns money on a gold plated statue of... digem, the sugar smacks frog...

mayor adam west by fdbvbdsf October 6, 2009

Mayor of Psycho Town 

Someone who is a compulsive liar but has no choice because that’s his or her nature. They are also back stabbers who will tell any secret or any lie just to get some attention. This person is often telling ridiculous lies. They may also take on different personalities and can be a major bitch.

Peyton is the original Mayor of Psycho Town.

Mayor of Psycho Town by BrandiMountz June 6, 2011

Mayor McCheese

A McDonalds restaurant character that has been retired for a while now. He had a hamburger for a head.

They've retired a number of other characters, too

Mayor McCheese by Ryan Thompson January 18, 2004

mayor cheat 

Mayor cheat is a incrementalist moderate that the planet doesnt have time for before it boils. He inspires pearl clutching identity politics by pussy ass wankers and looks like alfred e Neuman. He has zero chance at beating trump and should go back to his fucking wine cave.

Mayor cheat is a bottom.

mayor cheat by Flargin and Dingo February 7, 2020

Mayor of Poundtown 

A man who is really good at fucking is known as the mayor of poundtown. It is also a way to brag to your friends about fucking a chick.

I'm so good at fucking I should be the mayor of poundtown

I took that chick back to my place and am now the mayor of poundtown

Mayor of Poundtown by pigpen102 December 13, 2010

mayor of playertown 

The player of all players

This guy has been playing girls for a decade. Just last year he fucked 53 different girls. Dude, he's the Mayor of Playertown.

mayor of playertown by Ørjan Tapio January 14, 2014

Mayor McCheese

A colleague who consistently leaves work ('cheeses it') much earlier than expected, leaving you wondering whether they are actually employed part-time.

"Hey, where's Padma?"
"Sorry buddy, Mayor McCheese has already cheesed it"
"What?! But it's only 3pm!"

Mayor McCheese by jimmy tsolakis January 6, 2009