MP 

Stands for Magic Pussy. Very rare, but some women have it and when they share it with you, you become addicted and almost obsessed. Once you experience the MP, you'll never forget and no other pussy will compare.

He can't get enough of her MP

She's got the MP, that's why he so obsessed with her.

MP by wazitgonnabe February 7, 2010

mp 

my pleasure, like thats ok

<faye> hey thx
<mike> mp

mp by scrotum head faithful January 7, 2005

mp 

'Machine pistol.' Precedes the number of certain weapon names.

The soldier carried an MP5.

mp by Nicolai February 15, 2004

MP 

Military Police - at least in the Army. As loved as the police in the outside world, except in the military you have few rights, and they know it and will rat fuck you the second they can. they originate from the kids at school everyone hated. MPs think they are badass but in Iraq and Afghanistan haji handed the MPs their asses on route patrol and just about any engagement requiring the Infantry real men to take over. on the big bases MPs hand out speeding tickets to grunts stressed out from months of combat... charming. For what it's worth... CID investigates real crimes but every MP thinks he's a CID investigator.

Hit by THREE IEDs today and I get a ticket for going 35 in a 25mph zone, mother-fucker.

Can't spell wimp without MP.

Avoid that route, it's full of MPs.

MP by Alpino July 28, 2010

mp 

an abreviation of 'mas puto' often used to refer to someone when they do something really gay

macho man: lets go work out bro
macho man 2: yeah i havent hit the gym in a couple of days
macho man: yeah we can get test out the new equipment that just came in and watch the other guys as they bend over for us
macho man 2: nevermind bro, don't want to go, that was really mp

mp by dream warrior April 19, 2010

MP 

MP, simply put, stands for awesome. Awesome, as in cool. MP comes from some Russian or Norwegian slang for package. Package as in penis. Its something like "Mogrus Parcus". Language currently unknown.

penis spunk death hipster fag MP

MP by Douglas Firth September 27, 2009

mp 

abbr. for Member of Parliament in countrys with the Westminster system of Government

Paul Swain (nz) Alexander Downer (Au) Thabo Mbeki (SA), Paul Martin (CA) Jack Straw (UK)

mp by Brother Number One July 20, 2008