Lag

The single most powerful entity in any game that not only causes you to lose but also possesses your physical body and causes you to plunge into a feat of rage and depression. It also has similar effects to cocaine.

"Did you hear about what happened to Bob?"
"Yeah, he got killed by Lag."

by the/rapist April 21, 2017

Lag

An occurance that happens when one or more's internet connection is slow.
This causes the person's input to be unresponsive than normal.
This causes the following symptoms:
Rage-inducing hair-loss
Smashing of computer
Extreme language
Heart attacks
Hitreg issues
Suicidal thoughts
Depression

Guy 1: I am winning!
Guy 1: Wait, that shot did not register!
Guy 1: IM HAVING LAG!
Guy 1: *died*
Guy 1: aa..... aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *SMASHING KEYBOARD AND COMPUTER*

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 10, 2021

Lag

when you are using a potato router/modem and your connection is complete garbage.

scrub 1: why the fuck were you shooting at that wall for 10 minutes?

scrub 2: because my horse cock connection is lagging

by Androssee March 9, 2016

Lag

1. The result of a slow connection which manifests itself as a failure to load.

2. The reason that guy you just emptied two magazines from an AK47 into just turned around and stabled you in the face.

3. The supposed reason that you just missed that super easy shot.

Man 1: You suck at this game!

Man 2: Its the lag I swear!

by howboutthis tanner March 3, 2011

Lag

Shaky Internet

Damn this connection is lagging.

by Bobbydigee October 9, 2017

Lag

to slow down online games due to slow modem connection. (Starcraft, Diablo, Warcraft III) The attribute of being slow on game servers.

"4v4 CABLE/DSL, LAG=BAN"

Game description: Four versus four players, Cable or DSL internet connection prefered. If you lag you will be banned from the game.

by machinehien March 6, 2003

Lag

One who lacks the competence to live from day-to-day!

Stefan is a lag. Give him anything to do and he'll screw it up.

by MattQuin October 20, 2007